Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 25, 2024

I always assumed that they dumped while flying over the Atlantic Ocean or the Mississippi river or MAGA country.

This guy gets hazard pay, right?

Hiding the evidence.

Even worse than being a spear-carrier.

Happy holidays (regardless of which one you celebrate). May the peace of the season fill you so well you can pass it along!

Why not recycle? There’s not enough coal for the all of the stockings of the chronic misbehavers out there. (Or you can just scare them straight, and leave a leg in the odd stocking.)

After the big wigs do their dog and pony (or is it reindeer) show, there is always some little guy who has to clean up the caca.

That has to be Santa’s house. Why would Saint Nick leave his elf on a roof in a foreign country?

So that is what bad elves get.

Watch out where the reindeer go…

Reindeer c$@p on the roof would be proof positive of `Ol Nick’s existence … Good thing the “road crew” cleans up afterward, eh? … Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to all the Essential Workers working today and every day/night. We haven’t forgotten you.

“I don’t care WHAT your name is, fat man – GET THEM REINDEER OFF MY ROOF!”

Doesn’t look like Wayne (From Prep & Landing)

At least Santa made it to that house. Some other locations might be tad risky.

He was one of the misfits. He always wanted to be a Curling champion.

Scooping up Christmas dinner for the Liberal commie mushrooms still living in their caves who continue to eat it up… nom nom nom

Disclaimer: The Count has dialed back the political commentary since, after all, we won and our job is done… or is just beginning, really. This comment is only after reading the delusional rantings of the com bots elsewhere in this comic. Dilly! Dilly! and God Bless America!

Ever been to Disney when the horse poops or pees?

You know, I’d wondered about that…

Pretty small a pile for eight reindeer.

HOAs are tough…

I thought that was the source of Christmas Coal!

Leave no trace behind!

I would think if they can fly, they can wait…

A Merry and Blessed Christmas to all!

“Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom he is pleased”

(Luke 2:14).

Laugh if you want, but some collector of coprolites will pay big bucks for these rare and valuable specimens

Poopelf!!

The super duper pooper scooper..

If you just left it there, it would be great fertilizer after the snow melts in the spring.

Fertilizer!

The people that got the most cheers when I rode with a saddle club in parades were the pooper scoopers! Pickin’ and grinnin’. :)

Today is the first day of Hanukkah. “Chag Sameach.” And to those that celebrate today as the birth of a good Jewish boy, “Merry Christmas.”

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Jack Squat picking up the loads

So it’s been said, many times, many ways,

Jack Squat Christmas to you

Good one! Merry Christmas!

Happy holidays, everyone! (Holidays inclusive: the Solstice, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and the New Year!) Happy trails!

Yay free fertilizer!

“So let the raucous sleighbells jingleHail our dear old friend Kriss KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDon’t stand underneath when they fly by”- Tom Lehrer

How does the elf get back to the North Pole?

We used to have a neighbor who was a Santa Myth freak. He was always going on and on about Santa Clause in front of his kids with all of the neighbors.

To have some fun with him we brought home a big old pile of “horse apples” and scattered them about his front yard in rows of two, side by side, four piles to each row. He was not a happy camper as it was a snowy, but warming Christmas day. He was unable to voice his displeasure as we made sure to let the little ones know that those had to be reindeer droppings. Before he could collect them, the snow melted, melting the horse apples with it. For two years he had 8 spots in his front yard where the grass grew twice as fast and twice as tall.

poo knew?

There must be a big market for magical fertilizer.

I remember reading this same line with a not-so-different drawing , here , years ago . still a good one .

Gonna be a busy year for his off-season job.

As Tom Lehrer sang, “Hear the raucous sleigh bells jingle. See our dear old friend Kris Kringle driving his reindeer across the sky. Don’t stand underneath when they fly by,”

Had to put a MAGA dig in didn’t we. Coal to you.

I wonder where the flying reindeer came from. Dr Moore has the sleigh and reindeer on the “lawn”. Unexplained in the text how St Nicholas (suitably diminutive) got up on the roof for the purpose of jumping down the chimney.

I thought magic reindeer didn’t have the same sort of elimination mechanism as regular earthly animals do. ;-)

Yay for the grounds crew! Our local parade crowds always give a big cheer for the brush-up crews with the pans & cans!

Santa gets the “reindeer splatter”!

Poor bl00dy gnome – is he gonna be picked next year?

That’s three comic strips today I have encountered with scatological themes. How did that get to be “holiday”?

“What, and give up show business?”