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That is why educators are needed, Luann. You know, the kind of people Tara accused you of being. They are there to keep you from having to have a career as a sign twirler. Thatâs reality.
Bernice is trying to work her magic, but sheâs bringing a lot of salagadoola to the party and Luann needs some bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Hey, I know! Lu could probably get some great advice from Dezâs âdestiny deck.â (On the other hand, she might not make any sense of it in time for it to be useful).
Feel like this might be a set-up to seeing more Jack. Like, he has a dog and wants to be a vet, heâd probably love to work at a kennel. At least I hope so because Jackâs a cool dude and I feel like we havenât gotten to see him in awhile.
She could sell plasma once a week (twice a week if her veins could take it). When I worked at a plasmaphoresis center here in the college town, most of our donors were college students. Which was great, since I did the initial interviews and physical examsâthey were all so healthy and normal and easy to work with. First time I ever saw tonsils, too. When I worked in the hospitals, none of my patients were college age, and none of them had tonsils.
Now, as I mentioned above, depending on the sign one âtwirlsâ, they can make good money. A traffic flagger at road construction sites for example:
.
âThe salaries of Traffic Control Flaggers in the US range from $66,780 to $172,590 , with a median salary of $122,950 . The middle 60% of Traffic Control Flaggers makes $122,950, with the top 80% making $172,590.â
.
Not too shabby. College education requirement: Just a B.S. (Bachelor of Signs)
Go with the cut in hours and concentrate on being a college student. You know the job and you could work your way back into the good graces of a new principle. Downgrade your expenses for awhile because you still have the security of living at home. Take your time, impulsive decisions could take you to a really bad place.
What newspaper is Bernice reading from the Pitts Pyciyunne from 1976? Because around here every store has âNow Hiringâ signs. Luann could walk through the door and get anything from burger flipper to saleswoman. The idea that the only things that are available are Sign Twirler or Drug test victim is nonsense. Greg and Karen need to get out more. Maybe even talk to read kids Luannâs age.
Luann may need to realize that her new part-time job does not have to be a foot in the door to her future career. Perhaps just securing a nice stable job with 10-15 hours a week that is compatible with your class schedule and remaining hours at the kiddie care job is all that is needed right now. If you find that jolt of inspiration and find a âcallingâ; awesome but do not expect it to hit you like a bolt of lightning as minimum wage jobs (if Luann is in SoCal) are not always a doorway to the future but merely a means to survive as you find your real future.
So there is nothing wrong with simple working retail or hospitality to pay for the car insurance, textbooks and coin for the weekend. Anyhow, if Luann and the DeGroots were so strapped for cash then Luann could apply for and receive college work study (anywhere from 5 to 20 hours a week of employment on campus), loans (be careful Luann, they may take longer to pay off than you realize) or perhaps a Pell Grant. However this would not likely be a full benefit if the Degroots clear a set amount of income, it just depends on if the Fuse is in the red or not. Luann would still have to be a full dependent of Frank and Nancy which I am going to guess is a given.
I kinda hope that Bernice will apply to become a Medical study subject. It would help her to understand what it means to be on the other side, with others who judge and study you. I love how optimistic Luann isâĄ. I hope she will really find something great for her. That night shift at the kennel might be fine too. She may find out that Jack already works there. That would be really awesomeâĄ!
As someone has already mentioned we have here a mixture of an optimistic outlook and reality. Thereâs got to be an acceptable compromise in there somewhere. But then again, as the great philosopher, Father Guido Sarducci once said, and I quote: âVitum Est Laborumâ, that is, âLife Is Workâ. So, there ya have it.
Focus and goal. Not dreaming right now. Itâs nice to think the next job you go for could open a new career path (showing us that Luannâs still not settled on a job) but the reality is you need an entry level job that limits the number of hours you work so you can continue with your studies; hello Weenie World! A fair share of the cast has done time there and who knows, maybe weâll see that Ann Eiffle has a job there too.
Some of those clinical studies pay good money. Iâve been in a couple dozen of them. Iâve known people who do nothing but that. In Luannâs case, covid notwithstanding, sitting in a study room for a specified period would be a good opportunity to study. (Yes, I know not all of them call for sitting in a room; cool your jets. But some do. See above.)
NOTE: The below post was written by @jroggs at The Comics Curmudgeon; if Iâm going to steal a comment Iâll at least credit the author. Multi-part comment; see the rest in replies:
Lots of interesting points yesterday about Luann. One of the most striking things to me from this storyline is that Luann isnât just a terrible character, sheâs a terrible character by the standards of the strip. Evans can do better.
Tiffany is the example I would point to. Sheâs not consistently well-written, but itâs through her that Iâve seen some glimmers of competent characterization thatâs mostly congruous with the storyâs intent. Take the recent plot with where she butted heads with Bets. Tiffany created a for-profit dining experience that wasnât what Bets wanted. Tiffany believed she was in the right (I donât agree with her rationale, but she did at least have a rationale). At first Tiffany stuck to her guns even after it caused a rift between her and Bets. But when she learned that Gunther and Bets had broken up right after the dinner and Bets was no longer even speaking to Gunther, she reconsidered how she wanted to approach the matter.
Tiffany is a self-centered person and often makes things about herself. So her immediate concern was that it was her dinner concept and attempts to push Gunther to choose sides that caused the break-up. This bothered her for two major reasons. One, the dining experience was something Tiffany took very seriously and she was mortified (somewhat superficially, perhaps) that her first venture as a businesswoman had such a catastrophic result. Two, Gunther is a close friend of Tiffanyâs and she really didnât want to make his life worse.
Tiffany took all this in and made a decision. It was no longer important to her whether she was in the right initially; she wanted to do what it took to fix the problem, both to assuage her self-centered guilt and because she believed it was the right thing to do.
Gosh, what day is it? Seems like a week of Sunday strips! Get out of the bedroom and start pounding the pavement, or driving around. In our area there are many âHelp Wantedâ signs with jobs starting at more than $15/hr.When do these two have classes? :-o
Night Shift at a kennel sounds like it might work for a student. I college I worked as a night watchman. All the warehouse cared about was that the rounds clock got punched once per hour (20minutes to make a round) I had the other 40 minutes to do homework.
I never had difficulty finding ways to make money when I was a kid. I started out selling home made pot holders, door to door, in the 1950s. My grandmother bought me the supplies, and I made literally hundreds of them on my loom. I sold them 2 for a quarter all over town. People gobbled them up.
I made comic books in the 6th grade and sold them to my classmates for 10Âą apiece. The teacher let me draw them in class as long as they were about the subject matter he was teaching. I still have one somewhere of my characters taking a trip to China, which we were studying at the time.
How about a pole dancer in a gentlemenâs club?Not with Jack â Bernice has first dibs.So Luann hates reality â wait until she drops a Shannon or two.or maybe, âLooooannâŠ..you donât have to put on the red lightâ (sung by Kermit the frog).
Luann needs to figure out if she likes child care enough to do it again. If so, take some child development courses at college. Work in an after-school child care. Lots should be around. With a few courses under your belt and all the experience you had, you could be supervisor.
âfindingâ or actively searching for? Luann expects things to fall into her lap e.g. she will just âfind itâ somewhere?? And yes Luann is in fantasy land; she doesnât like ârealityâ especially this present reality.
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
Mixture of Optimistically Outlook and a Reality that âŠ..
lvlax over 3 years ago
Luann⊠The Sign Twirler! lol
Tyge over 3 years ago
Thereâs a whole world of careers out there Luann. Not many at $15/hour, though.
AnyFace over 3 years ago
âMedical Study Subjectâ holds promise. âš
mfought over 3 years ago
I think andy cohen just mentioned luaan on the late nite with steven colbert show
Queen Wolfen over 3 years ago
Night shift at a kennel doesnât sound that bad, actuallyâŠ
Willow Mt Lyon over 3 years ago
That is why educators are needed, Luann. You know, the kind of people Tara accused you of being. They are there to keep you from having to have a career as a sign twirler. Thatâs reality.
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
If the medical study gives her a spine against people like Tara, she should take that.
outonalimb over 3 years ago
Bernice is trying to work her magic, but sheâs bringing a lot of salagadoola to the party and Luann needs some bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Hey, I know! Lu could probably get some great advice from Dezâs âdestiny deck.â (On the other hand, she might not make any sense of it in time for it to be useful).
gnmnrbl over 3 years ago
Night shift at the kennel sounds fun, the pay sounds good, hours are okâŠbut i bet the clients are a b*tch. (rimshot)
blunebottle over 3 years ago
BerniceâŠso helpful!
TheThingIs over 3 years ago
Add a few more hours, and she might have more options
Tyge over 3 years ago
This is starting to remind me of the old Do-Wop classic: Get a Job by The Silhouettes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzWkqfQ17Eo
mangapackrat over 3 years ago
Feel like this might be a set-up to seeing more Jack. Like, he has a dog and wants to be a vet, heâd probably love to work at a kennel. At least I hope so because Jackâs a cool dude and I feel like we havenât gotten to see him in awhile.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Uh huh.
All of a sudden, working at the Fuse doesnât seem so bad, right Luann?
How about Nude Artists Model at 50 bucks a session?
Iâm sure Zebo could hook you up. ;-)
ericbrower over 3 years ago
Given her experience with herding children, her best bet is late night kennel worker.
Plus, she possibly have a run in with Jack.
Joe1962 over 3 years ago
Night Shift at a kennel sounds like a great job.
overtherainbow over 3 years ago
She could sell plasma once a week (twice a week if her veins could take it). When I worked at a plasmaphoresis center here in the college town, most of our donors were college students. Which was great, since I did the initial interviews and physical examsâthey were all so healthy and normal and easy to work with. First time I ever saw tonsils, too. When I worked in the hospitals, none of my patients were college age, and none of them had tonsils.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Night kennel, her choices are really going to the dogs! Though maybe she can meet someone thereâŠ
Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 3 years ago
Donât forget stripper.
kenhense over 3 years ago
Donât forget 911 operatorâŠ
alasko over 3 years ago
Street corner what twirler?
Brdshtt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now, as I mentioned above, depending on the sign one âtwirlsâ, they can make good money. A traffic flagger at road construction sites for example:
.
âThe salaries of Traffic Control Flaggers in the US range from $66,780 to $172,590 , with a median salary of $122,950 . The middle 60% of Traffic Control Flaggers makes $122,950, with the top 80% making $172,590.â
.
Not too shabby. College education requirement: Just a B.S. (Bachelor of Signs)
Airman over 3 years ago
Go with the cut in hours and concentrate on being a college student. You know the job and you could work your way back into the good graces of a new principle. Downgrade your expenses for awhile because you still have the security of living at home. Take your time, impulsive decisions could take you to a really bad place.
beb01 over 3 years ago
What newspaper is Bernice reading from the Pitts Pyciyunne from 1976? Because around here every store has âNow Hiringâ signs. Luann could walk through the door and get anything from burger flipper to saleswoman. The idea that the only things that are available are Sign Twirler or Drug test victim is nonsense. Greg and Karen need to get out more. Maybe even talk to read kids Luannâs age.
Ruth Brown over 3 years ago
Find an apprenticeship program.
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
Luann may need to realize that her new part-time job does not have to be a foot in the door to her future career. Perhaps just securing a nice stable job with 10-15 hours a week that is compatible with your class schedule and remaining hours at the kiddie care job is all that is needed right now. If you find that jolt of inspiration and find a âcallingâ; awesome but do not expect it to hit you like a bolt of lightning as minimum wage jobs (if Luann is in SoCal) are not always a doorway to the future but merely a means to survive as you find your real future.
So there is nothing wrong with simple working retail or hospitality to pay for the car insurance, textbooks and coin for the weekend. Anyhow, if Luann and the DeGroots were so strapped for cash then Luann could apply for and receive college work study (anywhere from 5 to 20 hours a week of employment on campus), loans (be careful Luann, they may take longer to pay off than you realize) or perhaps a Pell Grant. However this would not likely be a full benefit if the Degroots clear a set amount of income, it just depends on if the Fuse is in the red or not. Luann would still have to be a full dependent of Frank and Nancy which I am going to guess is a given.
drewpamon over 3 years ago
This has to be the easiest time in history to find a job. Of course I guess if there was no pandemic in Luann world thereâs also no labor shortage.
Cactus Jack Fan over 3 years ago
Ahh, Reality, a necessary pain in the @$$ since the beginning of time.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I kinda hope that Bernice will apply to become a Medical study subject. It would help her to understand what it means to be on the other side, with others who judge and study you. I love how optimistic Luann isâĄ. I hope she will really find something great for her. That night shift at the kennel might be fine too. She may find out that Jack already works there. That would be really awesomeâĄ!
sueb1863 over 3 years ago
She should try the employment office at the college, they usually have part time jobs with limited hours for college students.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
If Luann takes the medical study subject gig and gets super powers, I think we might have a story.
Pet over 3 years ago
Donât we allâŠâŠ
D.E.N. over 3 years ago
As someone has already mentioned we have here a mixture of an optimistic outlook and reality. Thereâs got to be an acceptable compromise in there somewhere. But then again, as the great philosopher, Father Guido Sarducci once said, and I quote: âVitum Est Laborumâ, that is, âLife Is Workâ. So, there ya have it.
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
âMedical Study SubjectââŠ. If itâs a psych study, both of them would be perfect fits..
reedkomicks Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice seeing Luann and Bernice getting along.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago
Verily, reality doth suckith!
CreativeChef over 3 years ago
Luann work toward starting you own daycare. Maybe you could Mom and Dad into selling the fuse and help you get started
Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago
The kennel sounds cool. Maybe Jackâs there.
Barnabus Blackoak over 3 years ago
Kennel ! Get to play with puppies and kitties !
ahess247 over 3 years ago
Narrator: Sheâs going to spend the four weeks trying and getting fired at them all.
Pohka over 3 years ago
Focus and goal. Not dreaming right now. Itâs nice to think the next job you go for could open a new career path (showing us that Luannâs still not settled on a job) but the reality is you need an entry level job that limits the number of hours you work so you can continue with your studies; hello Weenie World! A fair share of the cast has done time there and who knows, maybe weâll see that Ann Eiffle has a job there too.
Bucinka over 3 years ago
Some of those clinical studies pay good money. Iâve been in a couple dozen of them. Iâve known people who do nothing but that. In Luannâs case, covid notwithstanding, sitting in a study room for a specified period would be a good opportunity to study. (Yes, I know not all of them call for sitting in a room; cool your jets. But some do. See above.)
ctolson over 3 years ago
Well LuAnn does like pets, and would totally baffle the lab people on how someone can be so @n@l.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Thanks for ruining Luannâs hopes and dreams, Bernice.
2Goldfish over 3 years ago
Why doesnât she just drive down the street? There are dozens of âNow Hiringâ signs out there in every town right now.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 3 years ago
Take a couple of those jobs.
luann1212 over 3 years ago
It will all work out hilariously. All I got today fellow Luannites.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Find a rich guy and get married!
eladee AKA Wally over 3 years ago
Reality bites! Or so they used to say.
33Angel over 3 years ago
Stay in school!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 3 years ago
Crash dummy.
Anatomy dissection cadaver.
Biological warfare effectiveness test subject.
Lots of GREAT openings!!
yangeldf over 3 years ago
looks like Puddles noticed the word âkennelâ
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
I volunteer âSteffi The CHeerleaderâ for Medical Study Subject.
After 7 weeks,the best scientists will be totally baffled.
Darth Nefarius over 3 years ago
Medical Study Subject sounds like a good carreer for Luan!!!
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
I vote for the kennel job.<Maybe Puddles sticking his head into the selfie will be what gets her the job.
Of course,some breeds are bigger than Luann.You donâtwalk Puddles,you carry him in your handbag.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 3 years ago
My sister LOVED working third shift at a kennel when she was a teenager! . . . except when the dogs peed on themselves.
BlitzMcD over 3 years ago
âI hate realityâ? Such is life. Best to be as proactive as possible and fine the best ways to deal with that reality.
locake over 3 years ago
I love dogs but I never liked going to the kennel. It was noisy and I hated seeing the homeless dogs in cages. Depressing.
tcayer over 3 years ago
MY first paid gig after I retired was as a participant in a Federal study! $120 bucks for a dayâs âwork!â
BJShipley1 over 3 years ago
NOTE: The below post was written by @jroggs at The Comics Curmudgeon; if Iâm going to steal a comment Iâll at least credit the author. Multi-part comment; see the rest in replies:
Lots of interesting points yesterday about Luann. One of the most striking things to me from this storyline is that Luann isnât just a terrible character, sheâs a terrible character by the standards of the strip. Evans can do better.
Tiffany is the example I would point to. Sheâs not consistently well-written, but itâs through her that Iâve seen some glimmers of competent characterization thatâs mostly congruous with the storyâs intent. Take the recent plot with where she butted heads with Bets. Tiffany created a for-profit dining experience that wasnât what Bets wanted. Tiffany believed she was in the right (I donât agree with her rationale, but she did at least have a rationale). At first Tiffany stuck to her guns even after it caused a rift between her and Bets. But when she learned that Gunther and Bets had broken up right after the dinner and Bets was no longer even speaking to Gunther, she reconsidered how she wanted to approach the matter.
Tiffany is a self-centered person and often makes things about herself. So her immediate concern was that it was her dinner concept and attempts to push Gunther to choose sides that caused the break-up. This bothered her for two major reasons. One, the dining experience was something Tiffany took very seriously and she was mortified (somewhat superficially, perhaps) that her first venture as a businesswoman had such a catastrophic result. Two, Gunther is a close friend of Tiffanyâs and she really didnât want to make his life worse.
Tiffany took all this in and made a decision. It was no longer important to her whether she was in the right initially; she wanted to do what it took to fix the problem, both to assuage her self-centered guilt and because she believed it was the right thing to do.
YorkGirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gosh, what day is it? Seems like a week of Sunday strips! Get out of the bedroom and start pounding the pavement, or driving around. In our area there are many âHelp Wantedâ signs with jobs starting at more than $15/hr.When do these two have classes? :-o
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sign Twirling Pays $15??
Vangoghdog01 over 3 years ago
Night Shift at a kennel sounds like it might work for a student. I college I worked as a night watchman. All the warehouse cared about was that the rounds clock got punched once per hour (20minutes to make a round) I had the other 40 minutes to do homework.
Susan123 over 3 years ago
Iâm with Luanne on thisâŠ.
sallymargret over 3 years ago
I made VERY good money being a folk singer in a resort in the 1960s. Played guitar and sang solo. Got a salary plus tips.
globalenterprize1990 over 3 years ago
Register at temporary employment agencies. Let them do the work of finding a job for you.
sallymargret over 3 years ago
I never had difficulty finding ways to make money when I was a kid. I started out selling home made pot holders, door to door, in the 1950s. My grandmother bought me the supplies, and I made literally hundreds of them on my loom. I sold them 2 for a quarter all over town. People gobbled them up.
sallymargret over 3 years ago
I ran my own neighborhood newspaper when I was 11 years old. I put all the gossip I could find in it. I never had problems selling them.
sallymargret over 3 years ago
I made comic books in the 6th grade and sold them to my classmates for 10Âą apiece. The teacher let me draw them in class as long as they were about the subject matter he was teaching. I still have one somewhere of my characters taking a trip to China, which we were studying at the time.
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
âIt doesnât pay much,but at least the hours are lousyâ
Jerry LewisâTHE ERRAND BOYâ1962
mercat1 over 3 years ago
How about a pole dancer in a gentlemenâs club?Not with Jack â Bernice has first dibs.So Luann hates reality â wait until she drops a Shannon or two.or maybe, âLooooannâŠ..you donât have to put on the red lightâ (sung by Kermit the frog).
Katecst over 3 years ago
Luann needs to figure out if she likes child care enough to do it again. If so, take some child development courses at college. Work in an after-school child care. Lots should be around. With a few courses under your belt and all the experience you had, you could be supervisor.
kaycstamper over 3 years ago
We all do! It could be worse, Liberty Tax could hire you to parade their jester looking costume!
Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago
Are we being punished for wanting to see LuAnn in her own comic again?
RSH over 3 years ago
âfindingâ or actively searching for? Luann expects things to fall into her lap e.g. she will just âfind itâ somewhere?? And yes Luann is in fantasy land; she doesnât like ârealityâ especially this present reality.
cromwelljones53 over 3 years ago
Starbucks is always hiring.
KevinCarson2 over 3 years ago
Iâd have totally loved any of those jobs compared to my own wage gig. They all sound like relatively low stress and little supervision.
mercat1 over 3 years ago
How about a pole dancer in a gentlemenâs club?
bakana over 3 years ago
Watch out for that Medical Study Subject ad.
It was placed a medical student whose ambition is to major in Doctor Feelgood.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
You yourself have said it, Luann (panel 3)!
Sad, isnât it?
w16521 over 3 years ago
Puddles woke up when Bernice mentioned âkennelâ.
RSH over 3 years ago
Luann should start charging Brad and Toni whenever she has to take care of Shannon.
Asharah over 3 years ago
Christmas is coming maybe she can get a stint as Mrs. Claus