Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 02, 2023

In an unrelated story: Elvis has suddenly grown a dignified mustache!

“Authorities are baffled! …wait, no, I misread that. Authorities are laughing.”

Elvis???? I MUSTACHE you a few questions!

I’m sure Elvis is “shocked, shocked to find out” the whip cream is missing. (I do hope someone gets my movie reference here)

I laughed so hard I choked on that last panel.

Well, we do know he has a history (tradition!) of licking the beards off the Santa cookies, so it is reasonable to conclude he might be involved in swiping the whipped cream mustaches off of cups of hot cocoa!♥

https://www.gocomics.Com/breaking-cat-news/2019/12/19

The only thing missing is Elvis with a pipe in his mouth.

And in another minute, there will be no evidence.

The perfect crime.

Let’s not jump to conclusions about Elvis’ freshly acquired (and remarkably delicious) mustache. Lupin, for instance, could be covered from head to toe in whipped cream, but we’d never know, because he’s invisible.

I love the idea that the mug of cocoa seems to be asking whodunit as well. You’d think the actual victim would know?

He has a moustache just like the bad guy from that soap opera Robin doesn’t watch! I forget his name. Robin, do you know?

Plot twist: Elvis doesn’t have whipped cream in his mouth. Since he is getting older, he is already growing a white mustache.

All it took was the whoosh of the whipped cream nozzle to bring Miss Kitty or Jasper running for a taste. (They were not living with me at the same time. It took me 5 years after Miss Kitty passed before I could open my heart and home to another cat.)

Who would steal whipped cream?

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Gee I… I just can’t figure out where that whipped cream might have gone.

ROTFL!!! Um, Elvis, the evidence is as plain as the mustache on your face! :P

Darn, now I have go buy some whipped cream and cocoa mix.

Today’s “Day by Dave” cartoon features a dog with a beer foam mustache.

It as if an occult paw had reaches down from above and swipes away all the creams eh Elvis.

I dream of Cream. Cream Cream Cream!

I nearly laughed out loud with a mouthful of carrot.

Leaving whipped cream unattended in a house filled with cats is clearly entrapment.

Oh, Elvis! Lol!

Starbucks will give you a free cup of whipped cream for your furry friends. Just ask for a “pup cup” (should call it a kitty cup).

Oh, Elvis, what have you done? Quick, clean your whiskers before the other cats catch you!

Remember, no artificial sweetener for the fur babies.

Who are you going to believe, the truth or your lying eyes? Mr. Elvis Angry Fussy-Paws Cat hasn’t been anywhere near any whipped cream. Any statements to the contrary will be considered libelous and actionable. :-)

This one got a big laugh out of me! I love panel four!

Who would do such a thing?

Are those Goldie “sarcastic eyebrows?”

Looks like a mishap

Beneath his snout

Beause he loves cream too much, baby

Why can’t cats see

What he did sneakily

When they don’t believe in Elvis foul play?

Well, don’t you know he’s not caught in a lap?

- Francis Zambon – Suspicious Minds

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Mag-Lor, it has been a great pleasure to see you. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say we look forward to your next visit.

Mag-Lor: You are most gracious, Your Majesty. Be assured, when I have a new collection of scrolls to be transcribed, I will return. Possibly with some more of my family.

Ora Z: Did someone mention s’mores?

Puckmosis: Not really, but I’m sure Thomios will make you some if you want.

Ora Z: Oh, frabjous day!

Elvis-Anum: Here are your original scrolls, as well as some other story scrolls I have transcribed for you.

Enter the Royal Procurers

Agnes-Ata: Oh good, we’re just in time to see you off! We have some cheese and other dairy for you to take with you.

Mag-Lor: Thank you, ladies. It is always a pleasure to see you.

Thomios: I have it all packed and ready for you. Strange, I thought we had more cream. Oh well, still plenty to go around. It is a bit of a mystery, though.

Elvis-Anum: I’ll never tell!

I like Reddi-wip in my coffee. When I get it out of the fridge, my cat starts meowing and dancing. She has to have her squirt or she will get on the desk and rub my cup. I have learned to give to the overlord first.

Cooper loves whip cream. Every night, at 10pm on the dot, he starts meowing for his bedtime snack. Chris gives him three small sprays of real whip cream on a small flat plate. When finished, Coop starts to meow at me to go to bed with him. He’s such a autocat.

It’s ok, Elvis, Mommy’s special boy deserved all the whipped cream.

Oh hey, Elvis is growing a mustache. It’s not very flattering though, as it very clearly shows his increasing age due to how white it is. :P

I wonder, since this is on cat tv, will there ever be an ad break? (Like about apple pie or the children’s artwork)

Maybe it just melted in the hot cocoa.

And, of course, it is a VERY dignified whipped cream mustache.

Oh Elvis! ..I guess the cream just flew into his face….

We buy whipped cream just for our kitties, they love that more than anything else.

You. We make pup-cups and cattuchinos for our four legged bunch.

My parents’ first date was seeing Casablanca.

Cocoa, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Cocoa?

You’ve been hit by

You’ve been struck by

A smooth Siamese

Gee, that cat looks an awful lot like Elvis. Maybe he knows who stole it. ;)

It’s very puzzling. Maybe the human drank off all the whipped cream?

Shame on you, Lupin, for ASSUMING that someone SWIPED the whipped cream. As @Biskits said, it probably just melted ino the hot cocoa! Don’t pay any attention to Elvis at all.

UPDATE: Yard Cat mostly better

So Iggy has his plant and Elvis has his whipped cream. Are we about to see every cat’s favorite Christmas "vice’?

Round up the usual suspects!

OT: Prayers needed for Trouble

The cutest culpable ever.

We have a mouse somewhere in the floorboards under the kitchen cabinets and the cats have been convinced for several days that they can get to it through the dishwasher. This has led to cats crawling into the dishwasher when it’s opened to take the dishes out, and Dilly has even tried to crawl up inside the front door of the dishwasher, which is made with a gap at the bottom. Anyway, after being yelled at, Dilly and her mother Marzipan finally settled on taking turns waiting for a mouse lying on the kitchen floor staring at the dishwasher. Our old man is over it and says the ladies can handle this without his help.

So, a funny thing has happened: as of today, stray kitten Birdie is considered old enough to take a turn watching for mice! Marzi comes by and checks on her periodically. But.. shh… the older two only allow Birdie to take her turn when they are pretty sure there’s no mouse around. If they hear a mouse on their check in, they take over from her. No one tell Birdie, she’s so proud of being a big girl now!

Uh, Elvis, you might want to also lick your right front paw.

Search you tube for Funny cats part 6, and jump to 3:33

Elvis is hilarious.