ROW-VERR! Remember what my science teacher said about momentum: “Be careful, ‘cause inertia can hurt ya!” And I don’t wanna . . . wait . . . no, NOT AROUND THE TREE!
cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy
*My husband and I have been a fan of your comic strip Red and Rover for a long time.Having read your bio, my husband also lived in Mclean, VA and went to Langley High School in which he graduated in the late 60’s.Reading Red and Rover each day, somehow reminds us of the simpler times in our lives for which all of us should go back and reflect upon.Funny…our dog loves belly rubs as does Rover, and every time Rover gets his, I tend to cut out the caption and save it.Thank you for submitting an option for your readers to send in our own captionsas it certainly makes our day!
orioleboy726 8 months ago
“I said ’There’s a pretty GIRL over there!’ "
seanfear 8 months ago
“Now I know what rockets feel like!!”
angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago
Wide turn! Wide turn!
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
NO CRACKING THE WHIP!
AtomicForce91 Premium Member 8 months ago
Not around the tree again!
Dillithamir 8 months ago
Wait! I haven’t finished my calculations for a time warp…
itsnow2001 8 months ago
Well, this walk is off to a Rocky start!
Judy B. 8 months ago
Forget the squirrel! VEER LEFT!! VEER LEFT!!!
jimsulis 8 months ago
I like my dog, he likes squirrels
wunder54 8 months ago
Slow down!! Now I know what it feels like to be Superman and faster than a speeding bullet!!
bwswolf 8 months ago
ROVER …. NO ……. STOP ……. NO Squirrel ….. No Squirrel …… :O
loguegerald6 8 months ago
Ah come on Rover, please whoa!
loguegerald6 8 months ago
Aw come on Rover, please whoa!
Doubly Horque Premium Member 8 months ago
“It’s not even squirrel season until next week.”
sedler948 Premium Member 8 months ago
What do you mean “Don’t be a drag?”
benjamin35 8 months ago
“This isn’t Marmaduke!”
Mknuppel Premium Member 8 months ago
Slow down curve ahead
unclebob53703 Premium Member 8 months ago
“Run into the tree, this giant dialogue baloon will cushion the blow.”
CollettiMichael Premium Member 8 months ago
Reverse thrust Boy! We’re pulling too many G’s!
bedfordfalls320 8 months ago
" That’s not how you ‘pick a daisy’!"
h_browder 8 months ago
I was just quoting when I yelled “SQUIRRIL”
bobpickett1 8 months ago
“warp speed Mr Hulo”
kucpa Premium Member 8 months ago
Jane!! Stop this crazy thing!!
flatdotfender 8 months ago
Slow down Rover! My hand is stuck and I can’t let go!
The Orange Mailman 8 months ago
I said we are going for a WALK!
Kornfield Kounty 8 months ago
Lives a life that’s free. WATCH OUT for that tree! (George of the Jungle)
Knightman Premium Member 8 months ago
Rover!!! Stop look out for that tree!!!
SuperAndy Premium Member 8 months ago
“Faster! Faster!”
AlGirouard 8 months ago
Around the tree.
Threeseas 8 months ago
Not another Monday Morning Squirrel!!
vorisbrw 8 months ago
This is NOT the way to the ice cream truck!
sarbez423 Premium Member 8 months ago
Wheeeee..
christine.wright77339 8 months ago
Roverrr! Tree alert! BRAKES NOW—Before we make contact!!
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member 8 months ago
I thought you were my guardian angel Rover! Heeeellllp!
chrislalley 8 months ago
Two’s company. Tree’s a crowd!
kjnrun 8 months ago
“You’ve already had dinner!”
trainnut1956 8 months ago
Wait! I forgot my helmet!
trainnut1956 8 months ago
Stop! This is NOT going to end well!
Catfeet Premium Member 8 months ago
“Warch out for that TREE!”
docachon 8 months ago
Geronimo!!!
RonBerg13 Premium Member 8 months ago
“Hey! I said go for a walk, not go for a squirrel rampage!”
bigger Nate 8 months ago
Charley Brown never had this problem
R_J 8 months ago
Hurry up and catch the squirrel! Star Trek starts in 10 minutes!
phculver Premium Member 8 months ago
Last one to the top of the tree is a rotten egg!
flemmingo 8 months ago
Rover the squirrel has too much of a jump today!
Bri-WNY 8 months ago
Forget it… squirrels are faster and smarter than us times ten!
28autumnbreeze 8 months ago
I said, “we PRAY at dinner, not PREY!”
Michael Meskin Premium Member 8 months ago
Rover stop! U-Turns are illegal!
rtomasoni13 8 months ago
Look Rover I can fly, weee.
Hamady Sack Premium Member 8 months ago
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
davidnrunk 8 months ago
You could have let me know
s.sgourakes 8 months ago
Rover! This was supposed to be a relaxing walk!
robtay69 8 months ago
CALM DOWN!They are not THAT tasty.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
HANG A RIGHT!!!!!!
janemph 8 months ago
ROVER, NO squirrel chasing while I’m wearing my new PF Flyers !
stearse 8 months ago
“RED!!! I said Girl, not Squirrel!!”
petefamx5 8 months ago
“All I said was ‘squirrel’ !”
augjames 8 months ago
“ROVERRRR!!! Now I’m the one who has to go potty!!!”
Norris66 8 months ago
On No! Not the Gopher N!ext..
janemph 8 months ago
ROVER, my new PF Flyers
kevinmschuyler 8 months ago
Faster! This is the best part of agility training!
lindaingold 8 months ago
I think the current bubble says it all!
reneedietz2 8 months ago
WAIT- Go Back, my Superman cape flew off!
halsmith01 8 months ago
Stop! Stop! In an hour!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 8 months ago
“Watch out for that……….TREE !!”
beltzdan53 Premium Member 8 months ago
NO,YOU CAN’T HAVE A PET SQUIRREL!
Kalli J Premium Member 8 months ago
When I wondered what a slingshot gravity assist would feel like this isn’t what I had in mind!
bwoodruf Premium Member 8 months ago
My hand’s stuck
nazdarrell 8 months ago
Squirrels do not taste like chicken!
hence1951 8 months ago
Here we go loop de loop
perryclark.kc 8 months ago
ROW-VERR! Remember what my science teacher said about momentum: “Be careful, ‘cause inertia can hurt ya!” And I don’t wanna . . . wait . . . no, NOT AROUND THE TREE!
donnamay55 8 months ago
“Rover! Are you NUTS!!”
wincoach Premium Member 8 months ago
Rover slow down! The squirrel is only AI rendered!
dmsickels 8 months ago
Rover!! I said, No! No! No! Not, Go! Go! Go!
tlcajc 8 months ago
“You go right and I’ll go let! We’ll get him!”
Vandy 8 months ago
“Abort launch! Abort launch! Abort launch!”
aelfheld 8 months ago
Again!?!
Cindy Lou 8 months ago
Red says Rover don’t bring the squirrel over!
[Unnamed Reader - 372e92] 8 months ago
JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING !!!
scott.davis.yl 8 months ago
Remind me to get my brakes checked!
apollojr 8 months ago
HOUSTON ….. We Have Liftoff !!!!
revkpw 8 months ago
I asked if you wanted to go for a WALK!
hollypullman 8 months ago
Hold on Bullwinkle !! It’s the SQUIRREL that is supposed to be flying!
awhatnot Premium Member 8 months ago
“Rover! Heel! Sit! Stay! Anything!!”
ComicLover2 Premium Member 8 months ago
“Spin me around one more time! This is great!”
jmschreib 8 months ago
“Yeehaw! This beats ANY roller coaster! What can go wrong?”
slelareader 8 months ago
Milky bones!!!
vealeorchicken 8 months ago
Yahoooooo!
1971and1973 8 months ago
That’s just a squirrel, but I’m your best friend!
mark.zillinger Premium Member 8 months ago
“Jane! Stop this crazy thing!”
jimguida Premium Member 8 months ago
I said “a walk,” not “a fly.”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 8 months ago
Wait till I get my hands on Brian Basset!!
cellodude1990 8 months ago
“I sure wasted my money on obedience school!!”
grocks 8 months ago
NUTS!!!
william.mann940 8 months ago
WAIT! I’m supposed to be taking YOU for a walk!
peter.goffin12 8 months ago
SLOW DOWN!!! SHARP CURVE AHEAD!!!
fvelez1242 Premium Member 8 months ago
I SAID “WHOA!!!”
Old Time Tales 8 months ago
“This wouldn’t happen if Rob Harrell were here!”
joelola 8 months ago
Proposed caption for today’s cartoon (4-29-24): “First time I’ve seen a nut going after a squirrel!”
bergerronald Premium Member 8 months ago
Tree!
Penguin’s for life 8 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
vealeorchicken 8 months ago
To Brian Basset—thank you for your comic! It’s my favorite and brings me joy every day!
Big Garfield and Hobbes the Brave Before Swine 8 months ago
ROVER, STOP CHASING THAT SQUIRREL, MY HAND IS STUCK IN THE LEASH
mjthiel 8 months ago
Faster, boy! We gotta pull 2 Gs to qualify for Gemini!!
karamsey 8 months ago
Slow down for the turn!
Jody H. Premium Member 8 months ago
Remind me when I wake up from my concussion later not to wrap your leash around my hand ever again!
jmccoy69 8 months ago
Tally Ho!
ladykat 8 months ago
Stop! Sit! Stay! Help!
georgeash94 Premium Member 8 months ago
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET ME AIRBORNNNNNNNNE!
tsea333 8 months ago
I said, “Whoa Rovsey.”
n0yf 8 months ago
MILKY BONE!
Kattokhai 8 months ago
“Weeoo! After you chase your dream, let’s chase mine!”
Keithrg51 8 months ago
Brakes! Where are the Brakes!
TracyFan 65 8 months ago
“Whoa! I don’t like the way this arc is taking us!”
Ruben.Quezada1966 8 months ago
I’m not a kite!! I’m not a kite!!
v.gpd Premium Member 8 months ago
“Oh no, not the whip-lash”
georgespargo 8 months ago
Again! Again! Best ride ever!
pawyatt316 8 months ago
Pump your brakes
Tmort Premium Member 8 months ago
ACK!!! ROVER! I can’t run THAT fast, remember?!
pscheel 8 months ago
That squirrels nuts! Grab em!
pawyatt316 8 months ago
Pump Your Brakes
GCAndersen 8 months ago
Now is the time for all god friends to come to the aid of their party.
Solarbear Premium Member 8 months ago
Surprising how many people came up with the same ideas…
fmurph 8 months ago
Singing “Trying to catch a squirrel ’round the ole oak tree” to the tune of Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree
dat_it 8 months ago
I didn’t bring any peanuts with us, Rover.
WaWizard 8 months ago
That squirrel did NOT Dare you Red!
markkahler52 8 months ago
“I wish you’d go back to chasing CATS, already!!”
nivlacsebboh 8 months ago
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
Kobato 8 months ago
“Mom said I was watching too many Looney Tunes and told me to go outside and walk Rover. If only she knew, walking Rover IS a Looney Tune!”
ericrules42 Premium Member 8 months ago
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!
cclouse2000 8 months ago
“Hey! I paid to fly First Class!”
buster 8 months ago
“If my legs still work after this, we should try it with roller skates on next.”
AlligatorLizards 8 months ago
Turn wide!!! Turn wide!!!
rhpii 8 months ago
This isn’t what I meant by taking a spin around the park!
kg7555 8 months ago
Rover no short cut pleeeease!
COULOMBE-FLIGHT 8 months ago
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!
lhouser77 Premium Member 8 months ago
" No more playing ‘follow the leader’ with the squirrel, Rover!"
jim01845 8 months ago
“Life with Rover: A constant tug-of-war between squirrel distractions and leash control!”
lisaleeanderson 8 months ago
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Faster!!!!!!!! Faster!!!!!!!!!!!
annefitz07 8 months ago
I said”fetch, not yank!”
jim01845 8 months ago
“Every walk with Rover turns into a squirrel chase – for both of us!”
jecreighton 8 months ago
“Will there be meal service on this flight?”
bldav5219 8 months ago
Whoaaaa! I’m the tether ball and the pole is coming up fast!
ecalcane1 8 months ago
Roverrrrrr, stop! – It was my turn to chase the squirrel!!!
[Unnamed Reader - f8f393] 8 months ago
One more orbit, then splashdown!
stuartslc 8 months ago
Dog gone it, Rover!!
nmiley44 8 months ago
I said NO!!!! Not GOOOOO!!!!
jakarlsson 8 months ago
Couldn’t come up with an idea today, huh?
Boomer with a view 8 months ago
Squirrel, go UP the tree!
the lost wizard 8 months ago
His actual comment didn’t make it past the GoComics word police. :)
macpilot Premium Member 8 months ago
Red Rover, Red Rover, Send HELLLLP on over!
janie984 8 months ago
Don’t lead Rover back to your nest of babies Rusty Squirrell! I can’t hold him back much longer!
nv2001in 8 months ago
“Rounding turn 4 and heading down the home stretch, the squirrel is in the lead! But the challenger is right on his tail!”
dsatvoinde Premium Member 8 months ago
Once around the sun…..Houston, we have a PROBLEM!
johnfelton1958 8 months ago
“And then the doctor said i might have ADHD and I was like … SQUIRREL!!!”
JamestII Premium Member 8 months ago
FASTER, you almost got em.
w2lj 8 months ago
Houston …… we have a problem!
paulzuckerman 8 months ago
Wait, I forgot my parachute
ChrisInPS 8 months ago
Quick! Take the shortcut!
feefers_ 8 months ago
“He’s never even MET your mother!”
LindaDuBois 8 months ago
Watch Out for the Hairpin Curve!
drds2 8 months ago
Lead … wrapped … around … hand! Can’t … let … gooooooo….!
[Unnamed Reader - 597f97] 8 months ago
No more walks in the park!!!
joegriffin6 8 months ago
Free biscuits!
[Unnamed Reader - 8f8b37] 8 months ago
This is not how I imagined us setting the land speed record!
sokolow Premium Member 8 months ago
Squirrels are supposed to go up the tree, not around it!
Rachelkkirby 8 months ago
“I did NOT sign up for flying lessons!”
ComicNotTheComic 8 months ago
“I’ve got to peeeeeeeeeee”
dgo4 8 months ago
OK, I take it back that your putting on weight!
tdunkelb 8 months ago
Squirrels provide the best AAAAAAAIRRRRRRR!!!
Frederick Holzheiser Premium Member 8 months ago
Whoa Rover………..Whoa!!!!!!!
hvabrams 8 months ago
Rover it’s over. No bone for you today!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 8 months ago
“Abort mission! Abort mission!”
El Almirante Premium Member 8 months ago
Mr. Bassett, couldn’t this contest be me sharing a hot fudge sundae with Marcia Brady?
rcplat1 8 months ago
Not again!!
spencer.udelson 8 months ago
Barkour!
spencer.udelson 8 months ago
Life, Liberty, and Paw-suit of happiness!
dsholt2 8 months ago
“No Rover! The OTHER right!”
sichisan 8 months ago
Hey! Timmy never had to put up with this from Lassie!
spencer.udelson 8 months ago
We’re not training for the Iditarod!
chief tommy 8 months ago
Rover, it’s National Leave the Squirrel Alone to Get a Milky Bone Day. I promise!!!
sallyseckman 8 months ago
I knew I should have gone with the retractable leash!
edobkin 8 months ago
Rover, you’d better not be contemplating an illegal U-turn!
nicole1sandy 8 months ago
“Squirrel chasing is so much funnnnnn….”
[Unnamed Reader - 9818b5] Premium Member 8 months ago
“We were playing ‘ring around the rosie’ not ‘squirrel around the tree’!
FPSET 8 months ago
“Help Mr Wizard”
Jeffin Premium Member 8 months ago
We won round two, I have big hopes for round tree.
lawguy05 8 months ago
“That’s going to leave a mark! The things I do for you, Rover.”
fmserianni 8 months ago
Rover!! Heel, boy!! As soon as they invent squirrel flavored kibble, we will get you a bag!!
msulliv776 8 months ago
Rover, We are not having squirrel soup for supper!
mymontana 8 months ago
R O V E R !!!! HELP ME !!!
ldi2629 8 months ago
“Why didn’t you remind me to wear my bike helmet?!!”
jim.sleezer 8 months ago
Sit, Rover, Sit!
roy.h.ashley 8 months ago
I told you before! What goes around, comes around!
Canher1 8 months ago
Quit acting so squirrelly Rover!!!
George Arthurs Premium Member 8 months ago
STOP……..Don’t STOP!
rmb4005 8 months ago
Did the squirrel go UP the tree like you said?
leapfrog54 8 months ago
Go AROUND the tree!!!
Paradisos Premium Member 8 months ago
This is the 10th tree!
oakie817 8 months ago
cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy
amaryllis2 Premium Member 8 months ago
Speed of squirrelocity!
[Unnamed Reader - d501a3] 8 months ago
This is the last time your friend is invited to play tag!!!
lmklein 8 months ago
What happened to the warning bark for me to let go of the leash!
fox_gary 8 months ago
Stop Rover! That Squirrel will loop his tree and you know Gravity doesn’t treat us well!
kiddo863 8 months ago
For Pete’s sake, Rover; watch where you’re going and hang a u-ie!!!!
fifth_shoal.0h 8 months ago
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley 8 months ago
A whole box of milky bones Rover! And I’ll eat my own peas for a week! Just STOOOOPP!
shagsoprano 8 months ago
“Rover, you need a brake pedal and a reverse gear for squirrel chasing !”
ThomasHornung 8 months ago
Heel! Heel! Oh, Heeeelllll!
ThomasHornung 8 months ago
No treats for you today!!!
pconway 8 months ago
Not around the tree!
sdlandau 8 months ago
“Ok, Ok, Brian I promise to be friends again and stand still while you draw me.”
ascha35-gocomics 8 months ago
I don’t do self checkout. I don’t do my own cartoons.
boanut 8 months ago
ROVER “ Watch out for that tree“
Judeeye Premium Member 8 months ago
Houston, we have a problem! Abort mission!
[Unnamed Reader - c48bf4] 8 months ago
“GOOD GRIEF ROVER "
davebette 8 months ago
I liked it better when you only chased cars.
citadelnuz 8 months ago
Stop! I haven’t recovered from our last squirrel encounter!
susanofferman 8 months ago
Rover sit! Sit Rover! SIT,SIT, SIT!
maopao 8 months ago
Holy shamoly, slow down rocket man!
TheLaughMaker 8 months ago
“Caboose to engineer, caboose to engineer! There’s a hairpin turn coming up!”
David Rickard Premium Member 8 months ago
I suggest something nice, simple and classic… Aaaaugh!
ComicGent 8 months ago
“Hang right !”(Not original – from Starsky and Hutch – Golden Oldies of the 1970s)
kinich79 8 months ago
Wait until the leash comes off!
jasperthump Premium Member 8 months ago
Leave it! Remember? Eight weeks of training!!!
Terrygl1369 8 months ago
Aw nuts!
jr1234 8 months ago
It’s my life
It’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
I just want to live while I’m alive
Stephen Gilberg 8 months ago
“That’s it! From now on, I’m eating everything on my plate!”
lglthiel Premium Member 8 months ago
Brian gets writer’s block and I am the one who has to suffer.
twn1275 8 months ago
And here I thought that only birds could fly!
ryoung 8 months ago
Squirrels don’t taste good!
kdurham1902 8 months ago
Cat, rat, possum, squirrelPlease don’t give me a twirrrrl!
ollmancj 8 months ago
When you have to go, you have to go!
davidrshostak 8 months ago
Get him…
davidrshostak 8 months ago
Run Rover Run
davidrshostak 8 months ago
What a Ride!
davidrshostak 8 months ago
Leave it
papadan.is.saved 8 months ago
It’s the squirrel or me Rover!
Ib12us 8 months ago
Stop Rover else life will pass by me leaving you behind boy!
Mutt & Jeff 8 months ago
Our walks are more fun since you quit chasing cars, don’t you agree?
bazenpm 8 months ago
He did not take your milky bone. I forgot to bring it.
decendabaker23 8 months ago
“I hate squirrels”
bakerdi800 8 months ago
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
jadem308 8 months ago
Rover, I forgot my helmet! Stop!
stevek Premium Member 8 months ago
YAHOO !!!!!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago
That’s one way to overcome writer’s block!
crest55 8 months ago
love red and rover this makes my day would like to put something in that circle
jpmpdx 8 months ago
Rover Wait! Stop! We’re about too be TREED by a SQUIRREL!
ussmermaid 8 months ago
You need to stop hanging around with Dug.
SueMount 8 months ago
Rover! Brake! Brake!
Meowses 8 months ago
Nooooooo! “Go” comes after “Get set”.
douglasmiller Premium Member 8 months ago
Take the shortcut!
josegamboa52 8 months ago
Oh no! Not again.
vpchavez1945 8 months ago
Red states, “Rover, I will give you a treat if you will stop. I can’t hold on much longer.”
miztrniceguy 8 months ago
Rover! Leave the squirrel alone!
rwmc2000 8 months ago
Help! Help! Your gonna kill me one day! Time to catch that squirrel!
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
It looks like cartoon physics are about to wrap up this comic.
ldvd4 8 months ago
What goes around comes around.
mdmeyer583 8 months ago
NOT your best Lassie imitaaaaationnnnn!
tntpeterman 8 months ago
Stop it! (actually, faster!) Submitted on behalf of Charles P., age 6.
alfa28 8 months ago
Ready for my highest G-force ever !
American Beagle Premium Member 8 months ago
Rover I think I need a helmet……ouch too late!
pony21 Premium Member 8 months ago
There must be an easier way to practice zero gravity!
bspangler 8 months ago
For Crissakes Rover, give it up! You’ve never caught a squirrel yet!
rkabq 8 months ago
A LITTLE WARNING WOULD BE NICE!!!!!!
dlseaver 8 months ago
Slow Down!!! you move to fast
jmrbaugh 8 months ago
“I said wait for me!!!”
raljkl524 8 months ago
“Rover….don’t give me whiplash as we go into hyper-drive ‘round the tree!”
ericpaulus 8 months ago
“Good! We’re back in the USA!” – 10 year old Alice in MA
corkyjanisch 8 months ago
roy.hull 8 months ago
Rover, Rover, Rover of the forest. Look out for that squirrel!To the tune of George of the jungle
brianvineyard 8 months ago
Rover, slow down! It’s still spring so I’m not in full squirrel chasing shape yet, and I’m getting whiplash from your leash.
cynthia.risner 8 months ago
Rover, hurry up! I can’t catch this squirrel by myself!
billsullivanhudsonma 8 months ago
Oh no it’s Opening Day, no way Mr Squirrel gets caught today!
cynthia.risner 8 months ago
Rover, what did that squirrel ever do to you? What did I ever do to you?
keeland 8 months ago
I’m not a kite!!!
collosse 8 months ago
I suspected all along that the electric fence would only keep him in the yard as long as no squirrel went by.
eyt 8 months ago
No! Please don’t go around the tree!!!
jim01845 8 months ago
Just another walk in the park… with a slight detour
bdunworth 8 months ago
I’ll give you 5 Milky Bones if you stop!!!
jkbarrett64 8 months ago
Nuts!!!
wallymeyer1017 8 months ago
Rover, I thought you wanted to go for a leisurely walk?
BRBurns1960 8 months ago
Don’t tie us to the tree this time!
L_Gallick 8 months ago
whoa!!! Not so fast!!!!
bdavis130 8 months ago
No worries…no cares…just hanging on for the ride…
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 8 months ago
ROVER, STOP! YOU KNOW I HATE GOING BACKWARDS!
BillySartain 8 months ago
JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!
stormywend 8 months ago
No, he didn’t say “tag you’re it”
MissyTiger 8 months ago
No, Rover! I said I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-WHIRL!
narwelscher 8 months ago
Whoopeeeeee Rover, my own personal merry-go-round.
darthnul 8 months ago
Fire the retro rockets before I reach orbit!
Ricky Bennett 8 months ago
“The gravity of the situation escapes me”…
JOHN GRAY 8 months ago
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WALKIG YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
The Amazing Kreskin 8 months ago
To the right!!! To the right!!!
daveintex13 8 months ago
“I sure hope this belt holds!”
daveintex13 8 months ago
“Oh no! Rover figured out what ‘S.Q.11’ stands for!”
daveintex13 8 months ago
“‘Take Rover for a walk,’ mom said. ‘It won’t hurt you any,’ mom said.”
daveintex13 8 months ago
“I was just kidding when I said squirrels taste like peanut butter!”
daveintex13 8 months ago
“Ow! Ow! Ow! My underwear is stuck in my cr@*&!”
JRip4 8 months ago
GUYS! one more orbit and we’ll reach ESCAPE VELOCITY!!!!
allan979tx 8 months ago
Stop following the blue GPS line!
all5chapters1john 8 months ago
“SWIRL!” I said I wanted a chocolate and vanilla SWIRL!"
gamayes 8 months ago
" Rover- we talked about this. I thought we agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
rossetto.marina64 8 months ago
Houston we have a problem!
kcfl 8 months ago
Leave it! I’ll buy you one.
dtchcdn 8 months ago
Oh, this is going to hurt
aleutbean 8 months ago
Perseverence, Rover!
cloud9travel 8 months ago
Is it over, Rover? Squirrel!
jbrcolympia 8 months ago
I said girl not squirrel!
rcker1971 8 months ago
I’m counting this as cardio!
robertkeithbrown58 8 months ago
This is not what I meant when I said we should do something together!
WaWizard 8 months ago
You Promised you were boycotting squirrels!
chinaclipper1 8 months ago
HAVE YOU CAUGHT HIM YET?!!
thomasj602000 8 months ago
NOoooo! NOT the squirrel hairpin turn!!!
aleutbean 8 months ago
perserverence, rover!
[Unnamed Reader - b788c0] 8 months ago
We were lying down inside and watching TV. How did you hear a squirrel?
mweller220 8 months ago
Go left, go left!!
kissmyace 8 months ago
ROVER! Why can`t you just sometimes sleep on top of a dog house like Snoopy?
jereiley Premium Member 8 months ago
Spring is squirrel season. Let’s go!
kevin.w.coy 8 months ago
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A WALK! NOT A CHASE!
possabilities14 8 months ago
I said I’d take you on a WALK!!!
Southerntrail58 8 months ago
Rover, you’re going so fast we just broke the sound barrier!
jenniferdorsey.powell 8 months ago
Red Rover, Red Rover… DON’T send that squirrel over… PLEASE!
wknehans 8 months ago
“Jane! Stop this crazy thing!” Oh, wait….wrong cartoon.
timelesstreasurestexas 8 months ago
Your messing with my STEP count.
inmangt Premium Member 8 months ago
“This is cool, Rover, I’m a flying squirrel!!”
Charlotte Sterling 8 months ago
NO NO NO chase GIRLS NOT squirrels silly!
egn 8 months ago
Dialogue suggestion: “Rover! I need my helmet if you’re taking me on a flight.”
mnc1972 8 months ago
mnc1972 “Rover, I’m walking you!”
randandsand 8 months ago
I’m hanging on because YOU are my dear life!
Noleboy1 8 months ago
I said let’s go for a WALK!
jeffey 8 months ago
The squirrel wasn’t calling you nuts ! The squirrel was looking for nuts !
KittyKid 8 months ago
“I don’t CARE if he called you a furry banana, just STOP!”
in.cogtwo 8 months ago
Squirrel Reverse!
jerkybill 8 months ago
STOOOOOOPPPPPPPP
comcast-net 8 months ago
No U Turn! No U Turn! NO U TURN!
J&B 8 months ago
Rover, do you know how to say “STOP!” in squirrel?!
hahabiteme 8 months ago
I don’t care if says he know where free bones are.
CarolynStein 8 months ago
Rover, slow down, aghhh
rhefner 8 months ago
“No, it’s a left turn at Albuquerque!”
mike.bruff 8 months ago
What a nice day for walk. SQUIRREL!
4frantzich 8 months ago
Yowser, tell me again who was taking who on a walk?
dviking Premium Member 8 months ago
No shortcut, no shortcut
bskis 8 months ago
Rover! I think you need a serious belly rub !!
*My husband and I have been a fan of your comic strip Red and Rover for a long time.Having read your bio, my husband also lived in Mclean, VA and went to Langley High School in which he graduated in the late 60’s.Reading Red and Rover each day, somehow reminds us of the simpler times in our lives for which all of us should go back and reflect upon.Funny…our dog loves belly rubs as does Rover, and every time Rover gets his, I tend to cut out the caption and save it.Thank you for submitting an option for your readers to send in our own captionsas it certainly makes our day!
B. Wallace
eightballsinker 8 months ago
ROVER! This is when i wish you would just sleep on a dog house like Snoopy!
waplatt Premium Member 8 months ago
Rover Stop! I don’t have my Pilots license.
trueagape 8 months ago
THIS GIVES NEW MEANING TO “RUNNING AROUND CHASING YOUR TAIL”!!!
kgirvin 8 months ago
This is gonna hurt!
fantoume 8 months ago
I said, “Whoa!”
[Unnamed Reader - c94290] 8 months ago
MOM, I’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR DINNER!
David2 8 months ago
“Maybe zero-G astronaut training isn’t actually that expensive!”
itsnow2001 8 months ago
This walk is off to a Rocky start.
Miz 8 months ago
Stop, Rover, we’re not floating in space now.
Miz 8 months ago
Stop Rover, you’re never going to catch that squirrel!
crest55 8 months ago
ring around the Rosie not ring around the squirel
Cdburkhard 8 months ago
When I said we could have fun I meant WE could have fun!
cindy.peake 8 months ago
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
john.stuff21 Premium Member 8 months ago
Faster! Don’t stop!
Irishjet 8 months ago
Watch the Tree Rover!
rfin89 Premium Member 8 months ago
1. “Stop! No, don’t stop!!” 2.“Rover, it’s only a squirrel. Just close your eyes and turn off your nose!”
Notso WiseGuy Premium Member 8 months ago
Tilt-a-Whirl squirrel?!?
AndyM007 8 months ago
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeel…”
douglas.michaels 8 months ago
I want a refund from the dog obedience school!
leavelljeff 8 months ago
Rover this isn’t the Indy 500!!
leavelljeff 8 months ago
Aaaah Rover, I don’t want to fly
FrankRHarr 8 months ago
YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO AROUND THE TREE!
jenihouser28 8 months ago
your mother would not be proud!
[Unnamed Reader - d278a6] 8 months ago
Not around the tree, again!
zettelarson 7 months ago
no u turns!
zettelarson 7 months ago
no u turns!