Tiff is right. You’re naming all movie stars with millions of dollars’ worth of plastic surgery and access to best medicine and skincare and all that. Come on, name an ordinary person who looks as good as those stars at the same age, Dez.
Just a reminder—in our dimension, this was a few years ago, in the Luannverse—I have no idea. But Tiff definitely was very attracted to Les, who was charming her at dinner this one time, by showing off a weird skill where he can tie knots with his tongue. I think that was it. At one point, at her private dorm room (when she had one), she was giving him clear signals she wanted him to stay. Being Les, he didn’t pick up on said signals, and left.
So since things have progressed to the point where we can now unequivocally know Gunther and Betts have a very fulfilling sex life—and total privacy to conduct it, since things have not progressed that much—why couldn’t Tiff have a relationship with—honestly, anyone. Is she actually still a virgin? I bet you anything Les is. All talk, no follow through. But the tongue thing was kind of cool. Anyway, Gunther isn’t. It’s always the ones you don’t suspect. Though obviously you’d expect it from Stefani. Whose orgasmic squeals are so frequently heard. Along with references to bodily fluids. Honestly, maybe things have progressed too far?
I’d suggest Cher (who is around 70), but she’s a poster girl for plastic surgery. Love that she used to advertise hair care products, and she wears WIGS!! LOL
Tiffany has always had trouble recognizing the hotness of other women. I’m starting to wonder if this story will gave us the possibility to see Nancy at work as a barista, with Tiffany finally realizing how many admirers Nancy has among the customers. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are customers who going to The Fuse just to talk with her.
Too old is Michael Douglas with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Age difference of 25 years! Of course, that doesn’t top Robert De Niro and Tiffany Chen, 35 years.
Tiff there are some middle aged woman who look fine and hot. Then you have another set of middle aged woman who had plastic surgery done on every part of her body.
at my age any one under 55 is young enough to be my child and any one under18 young enough to be my grandchild. The bikini pool of eligibility shows wrinkles, stretch marks, and blue veins beneath the blue hair covering the gray.
G&K have a good sense of timing with their reference, as Deadpool & Wolverine just became available for digital purchase today. You’d almost think it was an intentional plug.
Not really liking this arc. I think it would be interesting to explore the possibility that Les has the hots for Nancy, but I don’t like how Tiffany is being portrayed. Recently she’s been depicted as having grown a lot, but now it’s back to her thinking she’s God’s gift. Please stop.
Luann’s mom has got it goin’ on / She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long / Tiffy, can’t you see? / You’re just not the girl for me / I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Luann’s mom
Just cause you’re not 20 or 30 something, doesn’t mean people can’t be found attractive. a friend’s 100+ and her husband still says she’s hot, and not just cause their married.
lvlax 3 months ago
Well, none of them look like they did 20 years ago.
The worst is Nicole Kidman The plastic surgery she had done on her face was not a good decision.
So who will Les be hot for?
Rhetorical_Question 3 months ago
This arc is about Tiffany?
beb01 3 months ago
“Against Stupidity the Gods Themselves Strive in Vain.” ~~ Asimov, maybe quoting someone else.
Miles VanDelay 3 months ago
At this point, I’m beginning to hope it really is Tiff who Les is hot for. Seems like our most interesting option.
noahproblem 3 months ago
This from a person who once insisted people refer to her as Sheraton St. Louis…
9thCapricorn 3 months ago
Tiff is right. You’re naming all movie stars with millions of dollars’ worth of plastic surgery and access to best medicine and skincare and all that. Come on, name an ordinary person who looks as good as those stars at the same age, Dez.
ericbrower 3 months ago
Tiff makes a good point. These people pay buco dinero to look like half their real age.
snsurone76 3 months ago
Kamalla Harris!
kenhense 3 months ago
Tiffany’s last line is pretty good.
ribbitt24354 3 months ago
“Hot” won’t be about describing a person. It will be about an idea, a concept, an object.
Wilkins068 3 months ago
The Mrs. still says I look killer. Mebbe I mis – heard her an she said I look like a killer..
Philly1115 3 months ago
Your dad is hot Tiffany
Superhawk 3 months ago
TJ. Les envisions eating better in his future.
interestedbystander 3 months ago
These college girls can’t be this clueless about menopause, can they?
ChristopherLyons 3 months ago
Just a reminder—in our dimension, this was a few years ago, in the Luannverse—I have no idea. But Tiff definitely was very attracted to Les, who was charming her at dinner this one time, by showing off a weird skill where he can tie knots with his tongue. I think that was it. At one point, at her private dorm room (when she had one), she was giving him clear signals she wanted him to stay. Being Les, he didn’t pick up on said signals, and left.
So since things have progressed to the point where we can now unequivocally know Gunther and Betts have a very fulfilling sex life—and total privacy to conduct it, since things have not progressed that much—why couldn’t Tiff have a relationship with—honestly, anyone. Is she actually still a virgin? I bet you anything Les is. All talk, no follow through. But the tongue thing was kind of cool. Anyway, Gunther isn’t. It’s always the ones you don’t suspect. Though obviously you’d expect it from Stefani. Whose orgasmic squeals are so frequently heard. Along with references to bodily fluids. Honestly, maybe things have progressed too far?
ddl297 3 months ago
I’d suggest Cher (who is around 70), but she’s a poster girl for plastic surgery. Love that she used to advertise hair care products, and she wears WIGS!! LOL
imagenesis 3 months ago
Well, I am 58 and I am athletic, so why not?!
imagenesis 3 months ago
Why is this site sooo slow lately!!!
Ellis97 3 months ago
Famous women age a lot better than famous men.
Rasslebear 3 months ago
Nope. I’m out.
Mordock999 Premium Member 3 months ago
And now You new “folks” KNOW why Tiffany struggles in college.
Two points Tiff:
1) One day YOU are going to be “middle age.”
AND
2) Once Upon a time, YOU Tiffany, wanted to BE one of those “Unreal” Hollywood People. ;-)
Ropey Wee Yoofo 3 months ago
… ?
What in the world is wrong with the Evanses? This is a new low for making their characters look stupid and shallow.
baskate_2000 3 months ago
And I suppose you’re a “real” person Tiff?
ctolson 3 months ago
He’s probably attracted to the ‘Mother Figure’ since his mother, Anne Eiffel, was awful.
ekw555 3 months ago
Tiff makes a valid point in the last panel.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
The❤️Count and Ann❤️Eiffel? (Eat Your ❤️ Out, Lowly Unworthies : )
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
Tiffany has always had trouble recognizing the hotness of other women. I’m starting to wonder if this story will gave us the possibility to see Nancy at work as a barista, with Tiffany finally realizing how many admirers Nancy has among the customers. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are customers who going to The Fuse just to talk with her.
MS72 3 months ago
with TV and social media AI, are any of them real? its hard to tell.
WilliamVollmer 3 months ago
The thought of all those actors is making Tiffany about to droll.
elliel203 3 months ago
Selma Hayak, Halle Berry, Diane Lane, Marissa Tomei…all in 50s and aged like FINE WINE. (And my wife is at the top of her game at 57!)
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Too old is Michael Douglas with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Age difference of 25 years! Of course, that doesn’t top Robert De Niro and Tiffany Chen, 35 years.
serial232 3 months ago
My wife is very hot. And, if she ever used her brain, (she has a masters degree), she would dump me in a heart beat and find some guy worthy of her.
Wubbie 3 months ago
I know I’m an old 4t but that recent photo shoot of Martha Stewart in a bikini was pretty incendiary.
Joe1962 3 months ago
Tiff there are some middle aged woman who look fine and hot. Then you have another set of middle aged woman who had plastic surgery done on every part of her body.
bigplayray 3 months ago
Stacy’s mom maybe? I hear she’s got it going on?
leighabc123 3 months ago
Tiffany is right! All of those people are filthy rich celebrities!
el_eye 3 months ago
Yeah, name a real person !
ctolson 3 months ago
He just might be attacted to the ‘Mother Figure’ since his mother Anne Eiful , wasn’t much of one.
Kidon Ha-Shomer 3 months ago
at my age any one under 55 is young enough to be my child and any one under18 young enough to be my grandchild. The bikini pool of eligibility shows wrinkles, stretch marks, and blue veins beneath the blue hair covering the gray.
Cincoflex 3 months ago
If Dez mentions Ann Eiffel, Tiff will finally get it. And she’ll be annoyed about it too.
Call me Ishmael 3 months ago
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder “. I’m 84, and I’m still hot. (But who is that geezer in my mirror?)
nonoyobeezwaks 3 months ago
DAY FOUR OF THE CAMPAIGN TO BRING BACK DELTA!
jrankin1959 3 months ago
Great closing line, Tiff!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
My beloved Tiffany makes an excellent point.
kauri44 3 months ago
So how old is Nancy anyway? She could merely be in her forties (which I realize would be ancient to Tiffany).
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Halle Berry is a mental case—-and a lousy Catwoman besides
BJShipley1 3 months ago
G&K have a good sense of timing with their reference, as Deadpool & Wolverine just became available for digital purchase today. You’d almost think it was an intentional plug.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago
Some ‘real’ people in their 60’s and 70’s are still turning heads
TiffanyCrystal 3 months ago
Waiting to find out it’s Ox, lol
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago
I was almost 40 when my roommates 13 yr old son proposed to me. O_O
imoty2004 3 months ago
Not really liking this arc. I think it would be interesting to explore the possibility that Les has the hots for Nancy, but I don’t like how Tiffany is being portrayed. Recently she’s been depicted as having grown a lot, but now it’s back to her thinking she’s God’s gift. Please stop.
Robert Miller Premium Member 3 months ago
I admit, when I was younger, I liked some older women I knew and thought they were hot.
Skeptical Meg 3 months ago
I’ll submit my photo. :)
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Wonder who they’re going to bring in next, this is going somewhere and probably not what’s expected….stay tuned ! ;-)
The Quiet One 3 months ago
Oh Tiff, you really don’t get it.
w.whyte 3 months ago
I can’t believe this hasn’t been put here yet…
Ahem…
Luann’s mom has got it goin’ on / She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long / Tiffy, can’t you see? / You’re just not the girl for me / I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Luann’s mom
JPuzzleWhiz 3 months ago
Just announced…
The Good Times have ended for John Amos at the age of 84.
He also played the older version of Kunta Kinte in Roots, and appeared in the movie Coming to America.
R. I. P.
ForeverDemon64 3 months ago
Just cause you’re not 20 or 30 something, doesn’t mean people can’t be found attractive. a friend’s 100+ and her husband still says she’s hot, and not just cause their married.
comic reader 22 3 months ago
This is boring. We get to watch Tiff and Dez discussing what’s hot all week. It’s just a re-run of the pool party.
namelocdet 3 months ago
….Says a cartoon character! :-)
smsrt 3 months ago
Now that’s accurate AND funny!
FrostbiteFalls 3 months ago
An odd sentiment coming from Tiff, considering her past aspirations to Hollywood stardom.
David 3 months ago
And we’re talking about a young man thinking an older woman is hot. Not quite the same thing as a young woman thinking an older man is hot.