Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 01, 2024

I see Luann didn’t decide to opt for the classic and ever-popular, “I-Didn’t-Know-What-To-Get-You-So-I-Got-You-Something-I-Would’ve-Gotten-For-Myself” option . . . but really, that would’ve been too clever even for Luann.

P.S. This the Sunday strip I saw a couple of weeks ago and thought would be published last week. Don’t say I didn’t warn you guys you wouldn’t like it.

Ms. Bernice “I’m living rent-free at the DeGroot house” Halper expects a “gift?”

SERIOUSLY??

“Gift” her with an Eviction Notice,” Lu.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. ;-)

A sour note to end the week.

Really, a napkin tucked in her shirt? Just how old does she think she is?

Luann can at least make Berny a name card like she did for her old teacher!

So can Luann not afford to get Bernice the gift or is she just cheap?

Hard to believe it’s already December and X-Mas is just 25 days away.

I can see this exact same strip running when they’re 70 years old. A pair of crotchety old spinsters.

I’ll give you a year’s supply of elephant repellent. But there aren’t any elephants around here. See how well it works?

If that’s all you want, Bernice—maybe you’d be better off buying it yourself.

Today’s strip perfectly exemplifies the real “spirit” of Christmas: greed, consumerism, and commercialization! Forget Christianity and the birth of Jesus!!

BAH, HUMBUG!!

Sometimes, Luann, I think you can’t sink any lower, but then, you start digging.

Another useless gift that Luann can use instead of Bernice.

I’m sure that Greg’s version of Christmas will have, “Made in China” stamped somewhere on the plastic.

I wonder if those are turkey sandwiches that they’re eating.

I pick on beb01 and lvlax, but wow a lot of people here are super negative about this comic.

Speakin of gifts here, th two little curb feeler hairs that useta stick out on Bernice’s forehead are now on Luann. Bernice gave em to her a few years ago for Christmas

A Bern burn.

Luann looks elegant in black, someone should give her black leather jacket for Christmas.

Yet another clueless Luann moment…

At last, LuAnne gives a well-deserved dig to Bernice!

Money, some gift cards to food stores and a present to my brother. The gift cards to food stores, to me, are the most useful. Everyone eats. I already gave the laptop to my brother as he had to make an account and I wanted to ensure it worked. Didn’t want the hassle of returning after Christmas. He’ll get some stocking stuffers though on the day.

Time to start,eh Bern?

You think Luann is stupid?!

Okay. Bernice is done. What for Bwad an’ Toni?

In other words, LuAnn’s BFFL gits zilch because she’s always annoyingly right about LuAnn.

LuAnn wants to make Christmas stress-free.

How disappointing. Luann goes from being such a kind thoughtful person to Mrs. Horner to her inconsiderate, rude self toward her “supposed” best friend (even after Bernice gave her a very inexpensive suggestion). It’s a wonder Bernice doesn’t tell her where to put that sandwich.

Gifts are gonna be hard for me to obtain this year. Times are hard.

Don’t tell me what you want me to give you; tell me you want what I’m going to give you.

Wow. A non-gift. How lazy can you get?

Maybe THAT’s Bernice’s problem—she doesn’t drink coffee!

Exactly! There’s the banter! LOL

“I’m just letting you know that you mean nothing to me.”

Good one, Luann! It’s a good thing Bernice doesn’t drink coffee, with her temper she would become even more nervous and unstable. That’s exactly why I was kinda sure she drank coffee in frightening quantities. Probably Luann will give her both the cupon and the neutral/boring top, but I wonder what Bernice will give her. Hopefully the promise to be a more supportive friend.

Dez’s Tea?

And there you have it……..

Bebo1 the idiot!Sunday is the first day of the week.

Bernice, will you EVER get a clue?

Whatever clothes you buy her, she won’t like it. Just get a gift card

At least Luann is being upfront about how she’s planning to give useless “gifts”; usually it comes as a surprise to people. Though it kinda undermines Mrs Horner’s statement the other day about Luann being kind and thoughtful.

Maybe Delta will call them over the holidays.

Too little, too late, LuAnn.

Bernice Halper is on track to graduate from Moony?

Today’s omitted title panel (you may have to click to Page E-4):

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Ah, a Sunday filler cartoon, next please ! ;-)

I have a gift card from last year. I wonder if I will ever get around to using it.

If you really want to make it easy for Luann, Bernice, pick out the top you want that fits her budget, and, have her order it for you.

Luann is like a tire with a slow leak, up one day and down a week later.

Watch the Netflix “Buy Now!” documentary and see if you still want to participate in the consumerism epidemic. Buying moratorium anyone? Homemade edibles are an alternative (just not the ubiquitous fruit cake). :o/

It’s the thought that counts?

Lu just her Money or a gift card.

Perfect gift for Bern, Luann :D

How about NO gifts at all and just embracing the TRUE meaning of Christmas?

As usual Lu is overthinking it.

Luann always gives the worst gifts. Ugh!!!!!

It’s time to get back to Tiff and Step. See who’s winning the battle.

I found a way to completely get rid of gift stress – I stopped celebrating Christmas. What used to be the most stressful time of the year is now a time of relaxing.

Only give gift cards to people who complain no matter what you buy them.

Puddles wants prime Rib

It’s sad to see Luann has grown into a vacuous me-centric existence kind of girl.