Ben is, like, totally enthused. Bernice is probably wishing that middle panel would last forever. She is still in the same position in the third panel as in the second. Will Bernice ever move again?
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“Luann, Jack put his arm around me, I’m going to propose to him tomorrow…”
Jack would make an excellent personal trainer. He should be written in to a job working for the fire department to keep the fire fighters fit — say that 3 times fast ;-p It’d makes sense for character development and tie some of the storylines together.
For everyone who’s caught up in the current blizzards, please stay safe and warm as much as you can. Don’t go out on the roads unless it’s literally life or death.
Well talk about pulling on repressed feelings (or triggers). Jack touching Bernice, invading her person clearly summons her very repressed feelings of desire for Jack, something she is afraid of, a real feeling for a real man. Ben helps in such a laid back, wise way. Jack seems unaware of the effect he has on Bernice. Will the desire twain meet?
Ben’s growing on me. Kinda funny! Not sure about jack and Bernice as a pair. They could be just what the other needs or end up with nothing in common. I’d like to see it happen tho!
Does anyone squeeze their glutes while walking? Is it even possible? Pretty sure the writer is just spouting nonsense here to explain where Bern’s eyes are focused.
I don’t think Bernice has to worry about whether her feelings for Jack are genuine (compared to say her feelings for Piro), one touch and she’s gone nearly speechless.
Jack is a great gym trainer. Ready to help and truly capable of motivating people to follow his lead. I hope Bernice decides to go exercise with him every single day of her life♡. Ben is having a great time walking with his sister (and Jack). He looks very happy for her♡♡♡.
Jack has been too much of a one dimensional character of late! He was much more dynamic earlier.I think, maybe, Luann ruined him with her life change pep talk at the dog park back in July 2018..
Tactile and pheromonal combination can induce instant light-headedness. I used to use that technique selling perfume from a cart in the road of an outdoor fair.
Jack has not dropped by Luann’s house since the fish naming (right?) No phone call to Bern. That doesn’t sound like a guy who’s interested. Ben is being supportive, which is sweet. I find their sibling closeness not credible: he was gone from the strip for years, nary a mention of him by Bernice in all that time. She goes from being intimidated by Ben to being chums rather fast. Not a bad thing, just not believable.
It might be possible to be more annoying about exercise and lifestyle than Jack giving unsolicited coaching like that, but only if he started preaching about going vegan.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
good to know, Jack
AnyFace over 3 years ago
Pointspread over 3 years ago
Jack seems to have Bernice’s attention.
Z-bert over 3 years ago
Bernice has got it bad.
linus82 over 3 years ago
Primer panel: Bernice intenta seguirle el paso a Jack.
Segundo panel: El corazón de Bernice comienza a latir de prisa.
Tercer panel: Bernice queda en shock.
Cheapskate0 over 3 years ago
I think that would be the hard part of having Jack as a boyfriend: Is he always a trainer first? As in, does he ever turn it off?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bernice Thought Balloon from the Missing Panel #4:
Bernice (He Touched Me! OMIGAW, Jack actually TOUCHED Me! And Just look at his tight A…..Oooooh, Swoon, Faint) ;)
overtherainbow over 3 years ago
She’s really cute in panel 1. Nice little figure.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
“Squeeze those glutes” that’s what she thought, only not about her own glutes…
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Touch if you will her stomach. Feel how it trembles inside. And touch her brother’s stomach, too.
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
And now Bernice has stuck in her head a song from that movie her dorm mates were always playing at midnight:
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me. I wanna feel dir-ir-ty. Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me… creature o-of the night.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ben is, like, totally enthused. Bernice is probably wishing that middle panel would last forever. She is still in the same position in the third panel as in the second. Will Bernice ever move again?
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“Luann, Jack put his arm around me, I’m going to propose to him tomorrow…”
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
Bernice isn’t known for her glutes. She should work on that.
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
Real live glutes training tips is better than a Beatrice and Jacque dream sequence.
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
A gold metal for Ben York!
Queen Wolfen over 3 years ago
I’m sure she’d love to squeeze those glutes.
BJShipley1 over 3 years ago
Still acting like a 14-year-old dealing with her first crush, I see.
Olaus over 3 years ago
No looking at the glutes! :-). J&B are in a good need of doing some “exercise” together…
Airman over 3 years ago
Panel #3: Bernice is really eyeballing those buns of steel.
capricorn9th over 3 years ago
Big brother is amused and giving his little sis a hard time. Bernice had the wind knocked out of her because Jack TOUCHED her and on the stomach too!
seanyj over 3 years ago
Boy, just last week, Bernice had plenty to say. Thus week, she aint saying Jack! Pun intended. : )
pekelopan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Will it ever get to be 10pm so we will know what Tara is up to.
sergioandrade Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bernice hates to see Jack go but loves to see him leave.
Decius Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jack would make an excellent personal trainer. He should be written in to a job working for the fire department to keep the fire fighters fit — say that 3 times fast ;-p It’d makes sense for character development and tie some of the storylines together.
TORAD_07 over 3 years ago
Ya know, I’m starting to like Bern’s brother, quite a bit. He knows just how, when, where, etc. to “Zing” Bern! :)
Namrepus over 3 years ago
For everyone who’s caught up in the current blizzards, please stay safe and warm as much as you can. Don’t go out on the roads unless it’s literally life or death.
Vilyehm over 3 years ago
Question:
Why are Bernice and Rashad Roland Kirk alike??
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Answer: When he was alive, they could both blow and suck at the same time.
Black History Month.
EasyEight over 3 years ago
Bernie’s brother is cool and the full addition of this character is a breath of fresh air.
luann1212 over 3 years ago
Well talk about pulling on repressed feelings (or triggers). Jack touching Bernice, invading her person clearly summons her very repressed feelings of desire for Jack, something she is afraid of, a real feeling for a real man. Ben helps in such a laid back, wise way. Jack seems unaware of the effect he has on Bernice. Will the desire twain meet?
Khpg over 3 years ago
Ben’s growing on me. Kinda funny! Not sure about jack and Bernice as a pair. They could be just what the other needs or end up with nothing in common. I’d like to see it happen tho!
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
I’m surprised she didn’t faint or pee her pants..
rcpadrick over 3 years ago
Anyone else think Jack in real life would be the worst type of person to be around? He’s insufferable.
FassEddie over 3 years ago
And we’re walking! And we’re squeezing! Bernice already squeezes so hard she can cut through a chain link. This ought to be a cinch.
CreativeChef over 3 years ago
Bernices hormones are in overdrive, will she let Jack know?
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
Does anyone squeeze their glutes while walking? Is it even possible? Pretty sure the writer is just spouting nonsense here to explain where Bern’s eyes are focused.
Aibohphobia over 3 years ago
Yowza!
MS72 over 3 years ago
Yes, he does have it all.
StoicLion1973 over 3 years ago
I don’t think Bernice has to worry about whether her feelings for Jack are genuine (compared to say her feelings for Piro), one touch and she’s gone nearly speechless.
Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago
I find it hard to believe that Jack has no idea what he’s doing, but he doesn’t seem to.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jack is a great gym trainer. Ready to help and truly capable of motivating people to follow his lead. I hope Bernice decides to go exercise with him every single day of her life♡. Ben is having a great time walking with his sister (and Jack). He looks very happy for her♡♡♡.
kennowenster over 3 years ago
“Up till now I’ve been Gluten free…what was I missing?”
phileaux over 3 years ago
Mmmmm . . . Man Candy
grandmajude over 3 years ago
Has she ever been touched by a guy?
Willywise52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
She wishes she got all that…
Ken Otwell over 3 years ago
Obvioulsy Bernice is a glute girl…
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
At least Ben is being encouraging.
Tyge over 3 years ago
Bernice’s facial expression is called “twitterpated.”
twitterpated adjective 1) infatuated or obsessed 2) in a state of nervous excitement.
Yup! She’s twitterpated!
electricpostcard over 3 years ago
Bet, she got all that indeed! The fuel for more dreams begins.
Cincoflex over 3 years ago
I think Bernice knows a lot more about Jack’s glutes than she wants to admit.
RSH over 3 years ago
Jack knows how to press the pause button on Bern’s anxiety, amongst other things…… Luann what?….. mind erased.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s all Spanish to me?
jojo318 over 3 years ago
Bernice singing Joan Jett’s song to herself. "Do you wanna touch? (Yeah) Do you wanna touch? (Yeah) Do you wanna touch me there, where?
Tyge over 3 years ago
Jack has been too much of a one dimensional character of late! He was much more dynamic earlier.I think, maybe, Luann ruined him with her life change pep talk at the dog park back in July 2018..
bob-droid12 over 3 years ago
Luann going to be needing some earplugs tonight
ndblackirish97 over 3 years ago
It finally hit me. Bernice is SO much the Amy Cooper from Big Bang Theory. We’re just missing the “hoo” sound effects from Jack’s touch.
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
In panel 1, that must be one heck of a wide sidewalk…!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 3 years ago
Always helpful. Seldom appreciated.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Tactile and pheromonal combination can induce instant light-headedness. I used to use that technique selling perfume from a cart in the road of an outdoor fair.
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
Jack doesn’t have a Last name yet. Will he become a member of the cast?
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Glutes, Yeah, Glutes.
eladee AKA Wally over 3 years ago
Berniece is practically speechless.
jamesamber29 over 3 years ago
Having a crappy day this just put a smile on my face. Rooting for Jack and Bernice!
poopick over 3 years ago
Is this the first time she has been touched by somebody of the other sex? No wonder she is in shock.
alexius23 over 3 years ago
She should stop running away from a potential future
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
Just found out that Rush Limbaugh passed away this morning at age 70.
A radio legend has gone silent.
R. I. P.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bern gets an eyeful of Jack squeezing his glutes.
bakana over 3 years ago
Bern is developing a new appreciation for Glutes.
Joe1962 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tighten up Bernice and walk a 5 K.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh My God… she DOES want him.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
How long can Bernie’s Denial survive before she blurts out some affection for Jack (and his cute butt?)!
kittysquared Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jack has not dropped by Luann’s house since the fish naming (right?) No phone call to Bern. That doesn’t sound like a guy who’s interested. Ben is being supportive, which is sweet. I find their sibling closeness not credible: he was gone from the strip for years, nary a mention of him by Bernice in all that time. She goes from being intimidated by Ben to being chums rather fast. Not a bad thing, just not believable.
w16521 over 3 years ago
She’s not speed walking. She’s too fixated on Jack’s butt.
PhoenixHocking over 3 years ago
Has anything happened yet?
dudley_tundish over 3 years ago
It might be possible to be more annoying about exercise and lifestyle than Jack giving unsolicited coaching like that, but only if he started preaching about going vegan.