Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 01, 2024

Well, none of them look like they did 20 years ago.

The worst is Nicole Kidman The plastic surgery she had done on her face was not a good decision.

So who will Les be hot for?

This arc is about Tiffany?

“Against Stupidity the Gods Themselves Strive in Vain.” ~~ Asimov, maybe quoting someone else.

At this point, I’m beginning to hope it really is Tiff who Les is hot for. Seems like our most interesting option.

This from a person who once insisted people refer to her as Sheraton St. Louis…

Tiff is right. You’re naming all movie stars with millions of dollars’ worth of plastic surgery and access to best medicine and skincare and all that. Come on, name an ordinary person who looks as good as those stars at the same age, Dez.

Tiff makes a good point. These people pay buco dinero to look like half their real age.

Kamalla Harris!

Tiffany’s last line is pretty good.

“Hot” won’t be about describing a person. It will be about an idea, a concept, an object.

The Mrs. still says I look killer. Mebbe I mis – heard her an she said I look like a killer..

Your dad is hot Tiffany

TJ. Les envisions eating better in his future.

These college girls can’t be this clueless about menopause, can they?

Just a reminder—in our dimension, this was a few years ago, in the Luannverse—I have no idea. But Tiff definitely was very attracted to Les, who was charming her at dinner this one time, by showing off a weird skill where he can tie knots with his tongue. I think that was it. At one point, at her private dorm room (when she had one), she was giving him clear signals she wanted him to stay. Being Les, he didn’t pick up on said signals, and left.

So since things have progressed to the point where we can now unequivocally know Gunther and Betts have a very fulfilling sex life—and total privacy to conduct it, since things have not progressed that much—why couldn’t Tiff have a relationship with—honestly, anyone. Is she actually still a virgin? I bet you anything Les is. All talk, no follow through. But the tongue thing was kind of cool. Anyway, Gunther isn’t. It’s always the ones you don’t suspect. Though obviously you’d expect it from Stefani. Whose orgasmic squeals are so frequently heard. Along with references to bodily fluids. Honestly, maybe things have progressed too far?

I’d suggest Cher (who is around 70), but she’s a poster girl for plastic surgery. Love that she used to advertise hair care products, and she wears WIGS!! LOL

Well, I am 58 and I am athletic, so why not?!

Why is this site sooo slow lately!!!

Famous women age a lot better than famous men.

Nope. I’m out.

And now You new “folks” KNOW why Tiffany struggles in college.

Two points Tiff:

1) One day YOU are going to be “middle age.”

AND

2) Once Upon a time, YOU Tiffany, wanted to BE one of those “Unreal” Hollywood People. ;-)

… ?

What in the world is wrong with the Evanses? This is a new low for making their characters look stupid and shallow.

And I suppose you’re a “real” person Tiff?

He’s probably attracted to the ‘Mother Figure’ since his mother, Anne Eiffel, was awful.

Tiff makes a valid point in the last panel.

The❤️Count and Ann❤️Eiffel? (Eat Your ❤️ Out, Lowly Unworthies : )

Tiffany has always had trouble recognizing the hotness of other women. I’m starting to wonder if this story will gave us the possibility to see Nancy at work as a barista, with Tiffany finally realizing how many admirers Nancy has among the customers. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are customers who going to The Fuse just to talk with her.

with TV and social media AI, are any of them real? its hard to tell.

The thought of all those actors is making Tiffany about to droll.

Selma Hayak, Halle Berry, Diane Lane, Marissa Tomei…all in 50s and aged like FINE WINE. (And my wife is at the top of her game at 57!)

Too old is Michael Douglas with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Age difference of 25 years! Of course, that doesn’t top Robert De Niro and Tiffany Chen, 35 years.

My wife is very hot. And, if she ever used her brain, (she has a masters degree), she would dump me in a heart beat and find some guy worthy of her.