Once again, unless “we”(royal we) conform, we’ll get “whacked!” (And believe me, there are zillions of ways to get “whacked” that don’t and do involve ACTUAL sticks!!!! Dan aka…(going to jail is one(1), just ask Donald trump!)
For scores of years black no sugar. I could eat beans all day. Parents went from cream, half and half, canned stuff, powdered stuff and I secretly hated them for it.
Recently I wanted to gain a few lbs of fat but didn’t want to disrupt my health routines or diet. Whipping cream occurred to me. Protein, decent fat calories, no sugar, calcium.
I’ve added it to my coffee (a fancy cold brew from Costco, all day) and I can see getting into it. But it’s not coffee, imo. I’m going back.
When I worked at a gas station decades ago, my boss used to buy a round of coffee for everyone in the mornings. I decided I would drink it black or not at all. Actually black coffee is a perfect foil for a really sweet dessert.
I do not drink coffee. Tea is my caffeine delivery system. I have a MUG (not a tea cup) almost every morning (milk and sugar). I use to have people ask me why I do not drink coffee (there is a backstory) and I just reply “It just keeps me awake at work.”.
Even as a kid, I never liked any cream or sugar adulterating my tea. The same went for coffee when I got older. Throughout my life and travels, I found that people don’t get as freaked out about my drinking my coffee black as they do about my drinking tea that way. This is especially true when I was in Ireland and the U.K.
I refuse to dilute my UNSWEETENED coffee with milk or cream! It has to be so strong that it can walk to the table by itself & say, “Good morning, Carl”!!
A History of the World in 6 Glasses, a 2006 book by Tom Standage, tells the story of humanity from the Stone Age to the 21st Century through each epoch’s signature refreshment: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and Coca-Cola.
i grew up in the Great State of Rhode Island – we abolished slavery in 1652, not a typo… 1652 – and the state beverage to this day is coffee milk, i liked mine with Eclipse Coffee syrup, but too much caffeine and sugar, so these days i make my coffee extra strong, but decaf, and with half and half and stevia
Black, very strong, very cold — and I’m pleased to report that no one has ever threatened me with a baseball bat over the matter. (My wife and I resolved our differences over coffee preferences simply by investing in his-and-her coffee makers.)
I’ve never really enjoyed coffee, so I drink it rarely. Tastes do change over time, so I try it every once in a while to see if I like it someday. That has not happened yet.
Ever wondered why the cancelling/renaming/lefty cretins haven’t woken up to the fact that the words person, woman, women, etc end in three letters that denote the male sex?
I don’t drink the stuff, but when I worked for Dunkin’ Donuts, some nasty old fart yelled at me my first night. He said regular coffee, so I poured it straight. Apparently, people in MA need sugar to choke their swill down. So glad to be back in CA.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Cream, no sugar — and I also have a baseball bat.
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Today’s background music: “Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones.
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 1 year ago
Once again, unless “we”(royal we) conform, we’ll get “whacked!” (And believe me, there are zillions of ways to get “whacked” that don’t and do involve ACTUAL sticks!!!! Dan aka…(going to jail is one(1), just ask Donald trump!)
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
Goat was afraid to answer…didn’t want a violent cancellation
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
The real issue here is……………..Is it a Louisville Slugger???
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
What about the triple latte with syrup and glitter?
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
And some of us don’t drink coffee at all.
Botulism Bob about 1 year ago
Batter up!
Imagine about 1 year ago
Espresso.
TwilightFaze about 1 year ago
I don’t drink coffee. So instead of a bat, just remember this: More coffee for you
blunebottle about 1 year ago
Wow. Something I can agree with Rat on.
old_geek about 1 year ago
A Cup of Joe?
https://www.rd.com/article/reason-coffee-called-cup-of-joe/
minty_Joe about 1 year ago
Make mine a double-double (2 creams, 2 sugars).
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
Black. Which also means no sugar if that wasn’t clear.
But I can’t imagine caring what other people put in their coffee.
Doug K about 1 year ago
How about an answer of “No.”? [I prefer my coffee to be your coffee?]
juicebruce about 1 year ago
Goat get your own bat . Make it much larger than Rat’s ;-) Black with a drop of Honey :-)
Ninette about 1 year ago
For scores of years black no sugar. I could eat beans all day. Parents went from cream, half and half, canned stuff, powdered stuff and I secretly hated them for it.
Recently I wanted to gain a few lbs of fat but didn’t want to disrupt my health routines or diet. Whipping cream occurred to me. Protein, decent fat calories, no sugar, calcium.
I’ve added it to my coffee (a fancy cold brew from Costco, all day) and I can see getting into it. But it’s not coffee, imo. I’m going back.
donlackie about 1 year ago
Brown sugar, creamer and a packet of chocolate carnation breakfast essentials (so I can trick myself into thinking it’s healthy) – it’s a big cup
crosscompiler Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sister-in-law literally adds coffee to her milk
RobinHood about 1 year ago
Maybe Rat needs some decaf.
iggyman about 1 year ago
Stay away from Starbucks, Rat!
Pocosdad about 1 year ago
Tomorrow, Rat will ask Goat if he’s the kind of guy who puts ketchup on his hot dogs.
Gent about 1 year ago
Cream? What cream? They is add ice cream?
Skippy the Magnificent about 1 year ago
Black, no sugar
leontineg22 about 1 year ago
Goat’s horns are getting too short.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
I like what I like
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Rat will harm anyone who doesn’t agree with him. Thank God I don’t drink coffee.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The rat gestapo. Lie to be safe in the face of oppression or disable the rat.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Rat is a control freak.
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Extra cream, no sugar (or bat) for me…
ladykat about 1 year ago
Cream and sugar for me, and I have cats.
SusieB about 1 year ago
I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar
anamchara42 about 1 year ago
When I worked at a gas station decades ago, my boss used to buy a round of coffee for everyone in the mornings. I decided I would drink it black or not at all. Actually black coffee is a perfect foil for a really sweet dessert.
Geophyzz about 1 year ago
Today’s strip is like a Russian popularity poll for Putin.
MS72 about 1 year ago
Mine is aluminum. The ad said, “Suitable for soft balls only.”, but I’m sure your head would be “suitable”. :-)
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Need the bat to stir my cream!!
HOTLOTUS1 about 1 year ago
cream, 2 teaspoons of sugar. ya know, to take that coffee taste away
Fontessa about 1 year ago
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
I never developed a taste for coffee.
Give me caffeinated soda, preferably diet Mtn Dew.
gpantzer about 1 year ago
I do not drink coffee. Tea is my caffeine delivery system. I have a MUG (not a tea cup) almost every morning (milk and sugar). I use to have people ask me why I do not drink coffee (there is a backstory) and I just reply “It just keeps me awake at work.”.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dang! Rat could ravage a Starbucks faster than a peaceful protest.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 1 year ago
coffee? Cold. cold and bitter.
mindjob about 1 year ago
If you add cream and sugar to improve the taste, then you have lousy, cheap coffee to begin with
diskus Premium Member about 1 year ago
Black if its good coffee, otherwise ad milk to deal with it
elbow macaroni about 1 year ago
Violent threats and intimidation are always so funny.
aerotica69 about 1 year ago
Mounds? or Almond Joy? I too have a baseball bat.
Linguist about 1 year ago
Even as a kid, I never liked any cream or sugar adulterating my tea. The same went for coffee when I got older. Throughout my life and travels, I found that people don’t get as freaked out about my drinking my coffee black as they do about my drinking tea that way. This is especially true when I was in Ireland and the U.K.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 1 year ago
I refuse to dilute my UNSWEETENED coffee with milk or cream! It has to be so strong that it can walk to the table by itself & say, “Good morning, Carl”!!
Comics are the first thing to read about 1 year ago
Speaking of coffee: https://www.gocomics.com/spot-the-frog/2023/07/10
pheets about 1 year ago
Can’t imagine Rat’s unrest if the TP is put on the roll backwards….
KEA about 1 year ago
Somehow we’ve got to get away from this animosity about personal opinions.
wolfgang73 about 1 year ago
I only use cream if the coffee is of questionable quality.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Say the right answer or get creamed.
Pun intended.
old_geek about 1 year ago
With the mob behavior today, replace “coffee” with ESG.
Bruce1253 about 1 year ago
OK, let’s start another violent string. . . . Mayo on hotdogs?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t you mean coffee “of color”?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
A History of the World in 6 Glasses, a 2006 book by Tom Standage, tells the story of humanity from the Stone Age to the 21st Century through each epoch’s signature refreshment: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and Coca-Cola.
hoffquotes2 about 1 year ago
Flavored cream or no coffee.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
I used to drink coffee with two sugars and cream! But I switched to black because it took less much time to fix it at work! LOL!
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Save the bat for people who order well done steak.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
And, I never went back…
oakie817 about 1 year ago
i grew up in the Great State of Rhode Island – we abolished slavery in 1652, not a typo… 1652 – and the state beverage to this day is coffee milk, i liked mine with Eclipse Coffee syrup, but too much caffeine and sugar, so these days i make my coffee extra strong, but decaf, and with half and half and stevia
mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 year ago
https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2023/07/08
diegot about 1 year ago
I take my coffee with a tad of milk (cream when available).
dlaemmerhirt999 about 1 year ago
I can eat all the cheese I want pretty much now, maybe because I dropped 30-40lbs? But cream and milk? NO. GOD NO. I eat my cereal raw and NAKED.
joannesshadow about 1 year ago
Time to escalate this. How does Rat feel about Hawaiian pizza?
artjohn42 about 1 year ago
Curse you, Stephen Pastis! You made me snort my coffee AGAIN!
Bilan about 1 year ago
152 comments? Sheesh, these coffee drinkers are passionate.
Ammo hates the comment policy Premium Member about 1 year ago
My coffee is nothing but a delivery system for fats & sugar, never threaten a CCW holder with a bat Rat.
Saurischia about 1 year ago
I thought Goat was a tea drinker!
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 year ago
Black, no cream or sugar. If it needs the taste to be altered it’s not good coffee and there’s no point in drinking it except for the caffeine.
CitizenOfTheValley about 1 year ago
Black, no sugar.
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
“Black” gives ya ulcers. Then again,so does Rat.
Buoy about 1 year ago
I could really not care less. People get so worked up over nothing; but then, people…
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
Rat would not have to use weaponized intimidation to get mw to agree with him on this one. Black coffee for me…even if it’s bitter!
NoLongerWandering about 1 year ago
When is Rat gonna be charged with assault?
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
Black, very strong, very cold — and I’m pleased to report that no one has ever threatened me with a baseball bat over the matter. (My wife and I resolved our differences over coffee preferences simply by investing in his-and-her coffee makers.)
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
Where some people direct their passions . . .
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
How would Rat react to tea?
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Cream and sugar, if you please. And if you don’t, this is Rat Poison loaded in my squirt-gun….
Katje about 1 year ago
Black coffee, else you get creamed? :D
wordsmeet about 1 year ago
I never take cream with my coffee, blech!
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Black, unsweetened
ZeebraNeighbor about 1 year ago
I’ve never really enjoyed coffee, so I drink it rarely. Tastes do change over time, so I try it every once in a while to see if I like it someday. That has not happened yet.
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ever wondered why the cancelling/renaming/lefty cretins haven’t woken up to the fact that the words person, woman, women, etc end in three letters that denote the male sex?
the real savage 10 months ago
I don’t drink the stuff, but when I worked for Dunkin’ Donuts, some nasty old fart yelled at me my first night. He said regular coffee, so I poured it straight. Apparently, people in MA need sugar to choke their swill down. So glad to be back in CA.