Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 13, 2023

I’m sorry but Frank and Nancy are WAY too young to have to use all that stuff.

Gunther and Bets please save us…. lol

What it’s like to sleep next to the Phantom of the Opera every night.

Ahhhh……..real life.

Ewwwwww…

This is more depressing than funny.

One question, if Frank is using a CPAC how can he hear the white noise machine over the noise of the CPAC?

We’ve never seen any reason to believe that Frank is ill enough to need a CPAP!

Hilarious! Old people have different sleeping needs! Oh, wait…that’s not hilarious. That’s the other thing…tragic.

Nasal dilators??

C’mon. I’m 63 and all I have on my go-to-bed list is “warm Chihuahua” who likes to snuggle up against me at night to stay warm. Who knew Luann’s parents were so poor of health?

P.S… I hate sleeping with things in my ears, and too-heavy covering can give me leg cramps.

our exact bedtime scene except Oiseaux also has a c-pap machine!

The tragicalness of aging might be hilarious?

Isn’t old age so sweet.

Even The Golden Years eventually RUST out.

Where’s Shannon Daytona? She’s been missing now a few weeks. She needs to be on a milk carton and an amber alert.

They are trying hard to make Nancy look bad, but they are failing.

All that stuff is so uncomfortable, how do they sleep with it? The only thing out of all that junk I use is the eye mask because I like to take naps during the day. How old are they supposed to be?

my wife said she dont need a weighted blanket with me around

Get married when you’re young and beautiful so in middle age, at least habit will keep you together.

B.L., before Luann.

This is the first time I really realize that Frank and Nancy aren’t young anymore. Very realistic, a little sad. But life goes on.

One of the reasons I can’t stand marriage.

The anxiety of TRYING to get some sleep. Going through that checklist is causing stress. Go back to kiss n snuggle. LOL, I’m actually no exception. I nod off with a night light and radio.

All right, I DO have a fan on the bedside table. But the rest of that stuff? Not yet. I never even heard of a weighted blanket.

Pathetic.

That makes waking up an adventure!

we’ve never slept together with CLOTHES on. they’ve gotten old (married 44 years).

My wife and I sleep apart. It’s not that we don’t love each other, it’s because we just can’t sleep in the same bed. We both snore, and it keeps one or the other awake, and we’re both sleep deprived. Interestingly, enough… One of the main reasons people get divorced is because one person snores too loud.

CPAP? Not in this or any other life.

The CPAP mask ain’t quite right, I had one that went under my nose but my mustache got in the way. I ware a nose cone , but, I guess there are full nose and mouth modals.

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Surely the CPAP machine drowns out the white noise.

If Frank and Nancy really need all that stuff to go to sleep, then maybe separate bedrooms are called for.

One thing for sure.

SOMEBODY is getting RICH selling all that stuff to “older adults.” :-(

yeah, getting old sucks :-(

Bummer.

yup!

I see which side of the family Brad gets his looks from.

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See today’s ‘Peanuts’ about getting older.

It is what it is!

I could not sleep with any of those items. Certainly not with anything stuck in my ears or nose or attached to my face. The fan and even the white noise would bother me. I’m over 60 and sleep fine without any of those.

They’re together, that is what counts. I’m running out to get diapers and milk, for example, for me. Thirty-eight years ago, I did the same for my son, then my daughter. Ah, the cycle of life.

Isn’t a weighted blanket for people with anxiety issues? Nancy does not seem like she would need one. In FL this time of year I have a thin sheet covering me. Anything else would be too warm.

I’m okay with magnesium, melatonin, L-theanine, GABA, CBD and doxepin. Not in any particular order

Obvious slaves to emergency (conventional) medicine, which connects nothing, explains nothing, and cures nothing. Follow the money trail.

No matter what medical pro’s say, I’ll never, ever, live life with a sleep apnea device …

Frank’s head changed from the norm size to oval.

Getting old is not for the weak.

My bedroom almost exactly.

Awful, not humorous, and just another step in Greg’s obsession to diminish the characters that people have come to like and enjoy. Restore happy to what has become crappy.

Don’t need any of that. My head hits the pillow and I’m out.

When I put in my mouth guard, I give thanks for my teeth to eat good food. My ear plugs, my ears to hear music and good thoughts. My eye drops and mask, my eyes to see beauty and read good thoughts; my CPAP, my breath to sing good songs and speak good thoughts. In the morning I reverse the process and ask for blessings on the organs and functions. BTW, I got the CPAP at age 50, and my brother-in-law his in his early 40s.

Actually, neither scenario looks good, though the second one requires that you truly love each other…..

Those “nasal dilators Nancy is using look like some sort of torture device.

Depressing hyperbole. Give Nancy and Frank a break!

Except for the CPAP, Frank & I have the same sleep aids.

cpap is not about being old, its about not breathing right when sleeping.

Frank looks like Brad when he was his age.

For a second, I thought Frank said “crap,” not “CPAP.”