Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 29, 2024

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    lvlax  5 months ago

    Well, it wasn’t a total bust… at least they got some tasty chicken.

    Luann definitely needs to work on her flirty banter.

    So will they still meet somebody else or?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Much better. Ah, the things I would’ve said it I thought fast enough but spoke before I thought better of it.

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    Rhetorical_Question   5 months ago

    Luann sounds like Leslie Knox’s pickup lines?

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    ImDaRealAni  5 months ago

    Maybe not that last one…

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    Namrepus  5 months ago

    Do you know what time it is? Three o’cluck! Har har!

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    PaulAbbott2  5 months ago

    Luann’s flirting plan just laid an egg

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    beb01  5 months ago

    They couldn’t even give us one day of flirting at the Cluck Wagon. There is a word for this. It starts with a c and ends with tease.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Uh NO, Luann.

    The Sleazy angle doesn’t work for you.

    In fact, it makes you sound like a female version of Les, something the planet DOESN’T need.

    So I guess just being yourself and letting the guys step up to you first is just out of the question, eh? ;-)

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now they are scaring the normal mother and her kiddo.

    Wondering if a drink might normalize our girls…

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    howtheduck  5 months ago

    Luann is scaring the children.

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    Argythree  5 months ago

    Hey, blonde girl, who are you and what have you done with Luann??

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    No, you shouldn’t have.

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    9thCapricorn  5 months ago

    Well luann still has hope. She still have bouncy hair.

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    sbenton7684  5 months ago

    Shirley.. you don’t mean that…

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    Just like Piro—eh, Luann? Besides, that dude may have thought you were a “working girl”.

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    nightflight  5 months ago

    Some day there will come a time when you recall all those stupid things that you said as a youth, and they will haunt you…..like a hidden monster in the cellar, they will haunt you.

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    Wilkins068  5 months ago

    Dont know if any one else here noticed it but Greg got in another innuendo on th side of the chicken truck in the first picture

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    BLUEBONNETS Premium Member 5 months ago

    That’s not flirty banter. That’s a nasty come-on … and a good one too.

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    sueb1863  5 months ago

    Maybe trying to hook up with strangers in a park isn’t a great idea in the first place?

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    MarieStanford  5 months ago

    Another weird story arc…..please bring back Delta….

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Looks like the reality check hit them so hard that Luann and Bernice don’t want to keep trying, that’s sad. Let’s hope they recover and try to flirt again. Or it would be interesting see how they would react if some of the boys will approach them while they are having their picnic. It’s nice that Luann always tries to lighten things up with some jokes.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Do you like your towelettes moist?

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sure, just say it loud enough so everyone with an earshot can hear you.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    Luann tells Bernice that he said “chickin.” But that would sound exactly the same as “chicken.” So why the misspelling?

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    Squoop  5 months ago

    Or she could’ve looked at his meal sadly with tears in her eyes and said “oh why did it cross the road?”

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    BJDucer  5 months ago

    Now, perhaps, the young ladies know what it’s like for a guy to approach a woman with witty banter and just the right thing to say to someone they have never talked to before but find attractive.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pru?

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Goodnight everybody.

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    MS72  5 months ago

    Cotton pick’n chicken Lick’n

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    ctolson  5 months ago

    Maybe Jack and Nil will show up.

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    w16521  5 months ago

    Ahh… Luann’s dirty mind.

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    uhohlol  5 months ago

    Why must there be a “featured” comment?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    “I like chicken, too! Let’s…” never mind. ~ ❤️Eiffelette Extraordinaire Sex❤️Luann

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    wschott  5 months ago

    I’d have swapped Luann’s pose in panels 2 & 3…

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    Aficionado  5 months ago

    The right approach is somewhere between what was said and what she thought she should have said.

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    RonMcCalip  5 months ago

    We need to flash over to the “Guys” camp and find out if Mr. Chicken Consumer was just as tongue tied as our Heroines’.

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    WilliamVollmer  5 months ago

    Luann, unless you plan on letting the guy get “lucky,” leading with double endres, is NOT the way to go.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Bernice is apt to “chicken out” because she’s such a dumb cluck!

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    Lord Hearteater  5 months ago

    There is no such thing as flirty banter, any more. Everyone uses their phone and swipes. There’s LOADs of videos on the usual platforms with women complaining that men no-longer approach them. Men have adapted to the grim reality of modern dating. The women must now adapt also. This arc is an illustration of how severe the need of said adaptation is.

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    lemonbaskt  5 months ago

    i said turn right but smart guy didnt need directions

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    locake  5 months ago

    When I was young and single (40 years ago) men would approach women they were interested in. I never had to make the first move. And there were plenty of young men who would initiate a conversation with me. I would never chase after a man who was not interested enough to talk to me.

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    FassEddie  5 months ago

    She’s got it! That’s witty banter!

    “Thigh or Breast man?” “I can’t decide, they’re both so good!”

    Finger lickers? Any finger lickers in the house?

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    Joe1962  5 months ago

    Please stop this Trainwreck.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Some do and some don’t……….

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    The Quiet One  5 months ago

    For once Bernice is right.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Luann should put together a book of her worst come-on lines. Though since she’s cute, she should get a smile or a little laugh, so worst could become an opening.

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    BJShipley1  5 months ago

    Oh goody, another week of Luann talking about talking to someone, but never actually talking to them.

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    SameAsOldFfred  5 months ago

    Well, cowboy, I’m a thigh guy, but it has to be Popeye’s spicy classic. Nothing else will do.

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    TimothyP23  5 months ago

    Is that Calvin and his mom in the last panel?

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 5 months ago

    lol! I can relate as I always think of something I could have said…later. Love the sunglasses shadings.

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    AZBird Premium Member 5 months ago

    The girl has a quick wit and sense of humor. This bares further exploration !

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    comic reader 22  5 months ago

    Luann needs to quit college and enroll in a finishing school where she can learn some etiquette, poise and class. Either that, or start performing as a stand up comic or a circus clown because right now she’s just a really repulsive obnoxious bimbo. Bernice is right to be embarrassed to be around her (and we all thought it would be just the reverse).

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    aristotle835  5 months ago

    I’m with Bernice on this one. Luann is terrible at flirtation.

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    luann1212  5 months ago

    Hilarious.

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    lnrokr55  5 months ago

    Oh this is really fun, not quite done with all that teenage angst just yet, are we Luann ! ;-)

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    elliel203  5 months ago

    “Are you a thigh guy or a breast man?”“Neither, I like drumsticks and wings”.“Uh…okaaay…(slowly backs away)

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    yangeldf  5 months ago

    was it intentional for the little kid in the last panel to look like Calvin?

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    eladee AKA Wally  5 months ago

    Luann, none of those lame pickup lines would work for you. You would have been better off with a smile and saying “Hello!”

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    StoicLion1973  5 months ago

    Flirty banter really only works in movies and tv shows. In real life, it sounds creepy…like in this strip.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    “You’ll be a patron of the opera. You’ll get into society. Then you can marry me and they’ll kick you out of society!”

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    Doctor Go  5 months ago

    Anyone consider that maybe it’s the guys who are the problem?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  5 months ago

    Well, in spite of what Sheriff Mordecai said last week, it looks like Luann and Bernice have “reverted back to their factory setting,” as one poster before me described it. This being Monday, I hope I’m wrong and something unexpected actually does develop.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  5 months ago

    Got yourself some fried rat? Nice day for fried rat and basketball.

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    Caldonia  5 months ago

    “Are you actually a brunette?”

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    mfought  5 months ago

    so if there was some kind of sexual innuendo in that last panel I didn’t get it I guess that’s a good thing

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    Susan123  5 months ago

    Love that Luann was channeling her inner flirt, after the fact. Who has not done that.

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    Robert Williams @ Williams Web Solutions  5 months ago

    At least someone says something.

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    Hydrohead  5 months ago

    She totally should have done the thigh guy / breast man gag.

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    RSH  5 months ago

    flirty banter is NOT necessary (made a mistake); just “read the room” e.g. expressions, eyes etc. before making conversation that’s potentially stupid or unwanted.

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    mort b.  5 months ago

    Maybe they can head on over to Weenie World and make some funny jokes there.

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