Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2024

You’ve got blood on your face.

OK. Earworm time.

Give me a bat and I’ll help rat!

The verb is fry, stir fry. Instead of being in such a bad strip this time, those guys should wok.

Not his best song parody. But that’s ok, you can’t win all of em. The “Plano” man one from earlier this year is one of his best.

Good one ! Rock On !

Ah Freddie, we miss you so. I know he wasn’t the sole creator for this one, like his other songs.

Ya big disgrace.

Hit ’em again.

Is this the real strip? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a punfest, no escape from reality

Is it true that East Asian food make many people sick? or only Chinese food?

A Chinese hunk’s favorite song is “Wok like a Man” (Apologies to Frankie Valli) !

Puns! New month presents all new puns! I love it!

I saw this one coming.

Another pun bites the dust…

I’m reporting this to the Ministry Of Silly WOKs!

WOKing After Midnight, WOK This Way, WOK On By, Just A Closer WOK With Thee, I WOK The Line, When You WOK Through The Storm, WOK Of Life, These Boots Are Made For WOKing, WOK On The Wild Side, and my favorite,WOK Like An Egyptian

Wok and wool…

Oh Pig, stay away from that party, everyone loves bacon!

Pastis, the perennial paronomasiac.

A long way for not much.

Yet another overplayed Queen song…