Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 19, 2024

The infamous psychic kittens?

Kit is Puck level sweet. I wanna go on that sleigh ride too! And I have LOTS of marshmallows to roast over a nice fire!

The Kitten Squad revealed! And Paisley sights the cat her future may lie with.

“Fancy running into you here! What a coincidence.”

Oh my! Paisley just happened to run into Bandit. You’d almost think she was psychic or something.

And if someone who actually watches the show wants to tell me that she is psychic, don’t bother, I wouldn’t even know what you are telling me about. We do hear an occasional word or two from the other room (the door, as mentioned before, will not completely close), and once I remember hearing the word “psychic,” despite my best efforts to immediately forget it, so I thought I’d just throw it in there. None of us in the Grumbling Room have any actual knowledge of the characters, their personalities/abilities, OR their telekinetic kittens.

Meanwhile, our buffet table, while certainly not _infinite, is well stocked with just about anything one could want. Only, try to be polite and keep the conversation down a bit so that we don’t miss . . . er . . . don’t hear, I mean, anything from the next room.

I want to adopt all those orphan kitties. They are so, so cute. It’s nice to see them so happy and healthy and well taken care of. If only all kittens (and cats) were so fortunate.

You’ve gotta be kitten me! Those are the cutest kittens ever! ❤❤❤ Shame their little beans are all mittened up.

So, if Bandit is the father of the Psychic Kittens, were they conceived in the jail/asylum?

Does that one little kitten have a pacifier in its mouth?

Oh! Will there be a telekinetic snowball fight?

I wonder what creature will be drawing the sleigh.

I’ve been reading the Breaking Cat News wiki and it’s established that Snowbelle was pregant when she was forced to marry Snowball and one of her daughters, Angora or Princess may not be the offspring og the evil Snowball. Is it possible that the two cats are twins and not the child of “the cat you love to hate”.

Wonder if the telekinetic kittens have actually traveled BACK IN TIME to get their parents together? And Psychic Paisley understands what’s going on, but still needs to explain the deal and get Bandit on board..

Now this is the Christmas spirit dialed to 11. Perfect for a soap.

Oh my! Looks like Bandit has been bisy with the ladies.

So we’ve got the Snowman AND the Bandit.

Where’s Frog? (Or Fred, for that matter??)

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: So now Snowfall Braggart wants to monopolize the cheese market.

Amon-Merchant: That is so, Your Majesty. Since he has unable to take over the spice plural market, he wants to rule something else.

Queen Cat: This goes against everything my fellow monarchs and I believe in about free trade.

Azibo: We fear he may try to take over the honey market as well.

Queen Cat: I think Queen Titania and the Xanadu Hive workers will have something to say about that.

Dooky Ferret: As for the cheese, Your Majesty, Tinker, Evers, Chance, and I are keeping a weather eye out for any untoward activity.

Queen Cat: That is most reassuring. Now I believe Elvis-Anum has some news.

Elvis: I have reason to believe that my apprentices and I will be transcribing some newly discovered scrolls in the near future. And Iggy and his friends are designing some Lupinium-proof shelves.

Daddy! I mean, mysterious black cat, who may or may not be our Daddy!

My Cat, doesn’t Angora look stylish in her sleigh ride outfit.

NOTHING beats a pile of purring kitties !!

Oh my cat it’s confirmed, not Half-life 3 but Bandit is the the father of the telekinetic kittens.

Such adorable little ones!!!

Let us not let a few telekinetic kittens of uncertain parentage distract from the fact that Angora is dressed in exquisite fashion!

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