Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 19, 2024

The infamous psychic kittens?

Kit is Puck level sweet. I wanna go on that sleigh ride too! And I have LOTS of marshmallows to roast over a nice fire!

The Kitten Squad revealed! And Paisley sights the cat her future may lie with.

“Fancy running into you here! What a coincidence.”

Oh my! Paisley just happened to run into Bandit. You’d almost think she was psychic or something.

And if someone who actually watches the show wants to tell me that she is psychic, don’t bother, I wouldn’t even know what you are telling me about. We do hear an occasional word or two from the other room (the door, as mentioned before, will not completely close), and once I remember hearing the word “psychic,” despite my best efforts to immediately forget it, so I thought I’d just throw it in there. None of us in the Grumbling Room have any actual knowledge of the characters, their personalities/abilities, OR their telekinetic kittens.

Meanwhile, our buffet table, while certainly not _infinite, is well stocked with just about anything one could want. Only, try to be polite and keep the conversation down a bit so that we don’t miss . . . er . . . don’t hear, I mean, anything from the next room.

I want to adopt all those orphan kitties. They are so, so cute. It’s nice to see them so happy and healthy and well taken care of. If only all kittens (and cats) were so fortunate.

You’ve gotta be kitten me! Those are the cutest kittens ever! ❤❤❤ Shame their little beans are all mittened up.

So, if Bandit is the father of the Psychic Kittens, were they conceived in the jail/asylum?

Does that one little kitten have a pacifier in its mouth?

Oh! Will there be a telekinetic snowball fight?

I wonder what creature will be drawing the sleigh.

I’ve been reading the Breaking Cat News wiki and it’s established that Snowbelle was pregant when she was forced to marry Snowball and one of her daughters, Angora or Princess may not be the offspring og the evil Snowball. Is it possible that the two cats are twins and not the child of “the cat you love to hate”.

Wonder if the telekinetic kittens have actually traveled BACK IN TIME to get their parents together? And Psychic Paisley understands what’s going on, but still needs to explain the deal and get Bandit on board..

Now this is the Christmas spirit dialed to 11. Perfect for a soap.

Oh my! Looks like Bandit has been bisy with the ladies.

So we’ve got the Snowman AND the Bandit.

Where’s Frog? (Or Fred, for that matter??)

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: So now Snowfall Braggart wants to monopolize the cheese market.

Amon-Merchant: That is so, Your Majesty. Since he has unable to take over the spice plural market, he wants to rule something else.

Queen Cat: This goes against everything my fellow monarchs and I believe in about free trade.

Azibo: We fear he may try to take over the honey market as well.

Queen Cat: I think Queen Titania and the Xanadu Hive workers will have something to say about that.

Dooky Ferret: As for the cheese, Your Majesty, Tinker, Evers, Chance, and I are keeping a weather eye out for any untoward activity.

Queen Cat: That is most reassuring. Now I believe Elvis-Anum has some news.

Elvis: I have reason to believe that my apprentices and I will be transcribing some newly discovered scrolls in the near future. And Iggy and his friends are designing some Lupinium-proof shelves.

Daddy! I mean, mysterious black cat, who may or may not be our Daddy!

My Cat, doesn’t Angora look stylish in her sleigh ride outfit.

NOTHING beats a pile of purring kitties !!

Oh my cat it’s confirmed, not Half-life 3 but Bandit is the the father of the telekinetic kittens.

Such adorable little ones!!!

Let us not let a few telekinetic kittens of uncertain parentage distract from the fact that Angora is dressed in exquisite fashion!

Check out today’s Kilban’s cats

OT:

Aren’t the kittens’ snowmen the cutest things? Except for the kittens, of course. Nothing cuter than a kitten or a collie pup.

OT Medical update

Really heartwarming. With Paisley, Bandit, and the kittens, this promises to be a fun sleigh ride.

So much adorableness! I may have to find that wiki to get the background on this soap. I’ve seen only one other arc before.

Does anyone know what is happening in this arc ?

This is so sweet!

So cute!!

And in breaking news, a freak runaway horse drawn sleigh incident has moved this episode to Vermont when it was discovered that the horse drawing the sleigh had an aversion to cats. The sleigh careened wildly as the frightened horse attempted to escape from the clowder of cats in tow. The runaway sleigh ride went on for hours until the horse and sleigh crossed all of Connecticut and into Vermont.

For our more intelligent readers yes Vermont and Connecticut are separated by Massachusetts, but remember, this is a comic strip and a story on the Pawmark/Lifetime channel. It’s like Wile E. Coyote surviving a fall from a cliff and an anvil landing on his head. It isn’t possible, but it’s a cartoon.

The run away sleigh was easy to track as there was a trail of kibble and catnip that Lt. Catstillo was able to follow all the way from Viejo Gato Connecticut to Holy Moly Vermont. Lt. Castillo was able to stop the run away sleigh when he dangled a carrot in front of the horse, a fellow named Ed getting him to stop for lunch.

In an interview Mr. Ed exclaimed that Wiiilllber, his human, never pays attention to him and that he had told said Wiiiillber that he did not like cats, as he is allergic to their fur and is afraid of stepping on them, being so much larger than the cats. The only reported injuries were to a clowder of snow cats that were run over by the sleigh. (No comic cats or horses were injured or killed in the writing of this drivel)

The unfortunate event however gave Crochet and Tabby the undercover CEA agents a chance to look around Viejo Gato for clues in their never ending mission to bring the catnip smugglers to justice and save the orphanage and tree farm.

Will the Mr. Ed and the Sleigh make it back to Connecticut in time for the shooting of White Christmas?

Will Lt. Castillo be awarded a medal for his brave actions in stopping the run away sleigh?

Will the kittens finally learn why they need to “GO’” before they leave the house?

Maybe I’m seeing things, it being pre-coffee o’clock, but Bandit’s badge looks like it has li’l cat ears. How cute is that! And his scarf today seems to match the one that was trailing behind him when he got Paisley and himself our of Dr. Mittens clutches (Oct 24, 2020). I just love this strip and all the imagination and hard work Georgia puts into her art. It is just so beautiful and sweet!

Paisley: Psychic, not subtle.

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Proof, if it was needed, that what we saw on 2024/12/1 was a promo: Angora was wearing her pink hat when she said “A sleigh ride? Well…OK!” then. Today she’s wearing green and proactively asking to join. Of course, Kit may invite her on another, more private, sleigh ride once the kittens are back at the orphanage.

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Kittens make the cutest snowcats. Count me in on the sleigh ride!

Kit is holding the wrapped kitten so tenderly.

OT: Urgent prayers requested

Who are the adorable triplet panther kittens? This arc is way before I joined this very entertaining comic. Missing Ora Zella though (smile)

The little grey one with the binky looks just like my Shadow when he was a baby! I’m a little worried that the ginger tabby will turn out to be my Alex . . . =)

OT:Let the Christmas Candy Flow Forth!

OT Update

OT: Where is our gal, anomalous4??? Nothing posted for a couple of days.

She was, according to the SPCA, found in a hoarding situation. She’d been pregnant at least once, but there was no information about if her kittens survived or not. She was about a year old, they estimated, and underweight. The SPCA spayed her, and she was in the adoption area the day we went in, seeking a girl with the right attitude to whip our 2 boys (large void and fat tiger stripe) (and the dog) into shape. She wore a black-and-white tuxedo, and was full of black cat magic and tuxie-tude. She ruled with an iron paw inside a velvet coat, with sparkling French tips on the front and short white go-go boots in the back. She had a meow that sounded like she had, in a previous life, survived only on unfiltered cigarettes and cheap whiskey. She had a purr that belied her small size, setting up a vibration field that could actually be felt beyond her body. And she loved us. And we her. Right to the end.

Good night, Sally Cat. See you on the other side.

May her landing be soft.

has anyone noticed that Bandit is wearing his Dr Who scarf?

I grieve concerning thy MIL accident and subsequent pain and pray for a good recovery and less stress on your family, especially you my Lady. And a POX on bosses who won’t even consider unpaid leave for a medical/family emergency.