Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2025

Who’s a good boy now?

I don’t.

Now let the comments begin …

Does this mean that if you didn’t a pet god who loved you, you’re going to the “other” place?

I picture Indiana Jones dying on the floor of a booby trapped treasure cavern thinking to himself “How is it I managed to survive forgetting that Jehovah was spelt with an “I” in early Latin while searching for the Holy Grail only to find out now we’ve been spelling God backwards?”

And he writes letters to Satan every Christmas.

At least in English

Who’s a good boy, Retep Tnias? Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!!

Oh… Wait…

A real mind stretch. The final scene in the issue of the comic “Man Thing” that featured Howard the Duck’s first appearance. I had a strange youth.

Dyslexics welcome.

“Up here, haloes are worn as crowns — not as collars.”

Is he still man’s best friend after you die?

Dog is my copilot.

That’s odd; I would have thought God’s name spelled backwards was “T A C”.

In Slavic, I think it’s ‘Bog.’ Most disrespectful.

And the Promised Land actually being the Land of Canine. (Gen. 17:8)

Dog ’ammit !

As likely, as anything.

Now we know why all dogs go to Heaven.

There are dogs…there is no god.

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”

Robert Louis Stevenson