Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2025

Who’s a good boy now?

I don’t.

Now let the comments begin …

Does this mean that if you didn’t a pet god who loved you, you’re going to the “other” place?

I picture Indiana Jones dying on the floor of a booby trapped treasure cavern thinking to himself “How is it I managed to survive forgetting that Jehovah was spelt with an “I” in early Latin while searching for the Holy Grail only to find out now we’ve been spelling God backwards?”

And he writes letters to Satan every Christmas.

At least in English

Who’s a good boy, Retep Tnias? Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!!

Oh… Wait…

A real mind stretch. The final scene in the issue of the comic “Man Thing” that featured Howard the Duck’s first appearance. I had a strange youth.

Dyslexics welcome.

“Up here, haloes are worn as crowns — not as collars.”

Is he still man’s best friend after you die?

Dog is my copilot.

That’s odd; I would have thought God’s name spelled backwards was “T A C”.

In Slavic, I think it’s ‘Bog.’ Most disrespectful.

And the Promised Land actually being the Land of Canine. (Gen. 17:8)

Dog ’ammit !

As likely, as anything.

Now we know why all dogs go to Heaven.

There are dogs…there is no god.

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”

Robert Louis Stevenson

only in English….

LOL!

Eninac?

I would be happy about this.

We all knew that dogs rule somewhere.

“It’s YOU?”

Dog: “Of course. Cats only think they are.”

Trump would never fit in this ‘toon which is Trump’s only good attribute.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog. Ba dum, tsss.

It’s Friday. The Sun’s out. I’m gonna make this a good day.

Good wishes to all my friends and foes alike.

Life goes by in a twinkle. No time for hatred.

Smile. It pleases your friends and frustrates your enemies!

I’m trying to cheer myself up. It’s a struggle these days.

Time for a walk!

Makes as much sense as any (every?) other theistic system.

The comic was funny. The comments not so much.

And make no bones about it.

Clever comic.

I’m sure my cat will have something to say about this in later comments.

The import thing is that he remembered to bring the dog biscuits. All else is forgiven

I’d take it. Dogs don’t order genocides, murder babies, inflict diseases on the innocent. And DOG might, from time to time, actually heal an amputee, something GOD has never done.

I think I previously saw this comic. Maybe the author is on vacation.

groan

If I get a dog, maybe I’ll name it Havohej, and see if anybody gets it.

I’m reminded of the dyslexic atheist who said “There is no Dog”.

that would make a lot of sense

Recall the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who laid awake all night wondering if there was a Dog.

Well, English is the only language that counts, right?

‘god the bounty hunter’? Heaven forbid!

“In Dog we trust”

And Dog is a Good Boy.

King eh! Very nice ! ;-)

Pete’s a good boy! Pete’s a good boy!

Oh! If only <3

Finally! Someone got theology right.

going down??

Scisyhp?

long, slow clap

Well played.

SUED may have a different meaning…

I’ll believe a Golden retriever as God,but NOT a Rottweiler

Created in His image !?!

Also, the final fetch.

Shhhh! They don’t know anyone else is up there!

Fans of old timey country music believe that it’s spelled Gid, for Gid Tanner. You can get “Gid is my copilot” tee shirts.

The clue was when you walked over the rainbow bridge.

An old joke, but no less funny!

If that’s true, we are luckier than we deserve. Dogs forgive us all.

“If Dog did not exist, man would have created him.” — Voltaire

He didn’t, so we did,

Dogs are Gods gift to man. Cats are Loki’s gift to man.I wrote this late because I only have time every few weeks.And the Loki I speak of is not the Marvel one, but the Norse one.