Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 03, 2023

Popcorn! Now we knoe who the new reporter is. Yea!

That is one gorgeous flow Popcorn has going there. Gotta figure that guinea pig has a vital role to play. Welcome popcorn indeed. I’m hungry now.

I love Mona and the resisitance!

It’s easier to scribe with eyes…

You all called it!!!

♪♫ There was something in the air that night,

the stars were bright, Fernando… ♪♫

Popcorn looks like a Peruvian guinea pig. My best friend in grade school had one.

It’s a good thing BCN is broadcasting. The non-Montague moles are coordinating with the others courtesy of the broadcast.

Look at the size of that Underground underground! :D

But moles who stay above ground are doomed.

I think panel 3 is the first time we’ve actually SEEN one of Burt’s cameras.

Nice to meet you popcorn.

Where are Beatrix and Magazine?

Popcorn. Now, I’m hungry

She looks like a hippie

Popcorn? That the second oddest creature me has ever seen. Is that creature got too long hairs or is that wear wig?

Cry Havoc! And let loose the dogs of War!!

Historic night, not historical night. Historical just means it happened in the past. Historic means it is big enough to “make history.”

Mona thinks it’s gonna be a long, long time

’Til above ground brings her ’round again to find

She’s not the mole they think she is at home

Oh, no, no, no

She’s no Wicket fan

Wicket plan, hoping to send the owl to parts unknown

That isn’t gonna take a long, long time

Before he’s gone a long, long time

- Elton John / Bernie Taupin – Rocket Man

I wonder if the reporters at Gettysburg realized what they were witnessing. Or, if they just looked upon it as just another battle?

Welcome to the fold, Popcorn! Looking forward to seeing how this latest scribe chronicles events.

Apparently the Nicomachus of the BCN world.

well, that settles that!

I like Popcorn already.

Still hoping for no blood shed—-what excitment!!!

What puzzles me is how are the raccoons going to tell the difference between the Mona moles (friends) and the Montague moles (foes)? In the dim light, in the heat of the fight, how will Mag and her marauders know who-who-whooo(m?) to mash?

Popcorn is cute.

I imagine that the vacuum will come into play against the moles that are below ground, digging. The Resistance is staying above ground, so as not to get caught up in the “sweep.”

“Popcorn! Popcorn!”

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“John George Peppers.”

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(Nobody’s gonna know what I’m on about. It’s from an SNL skit regarding a topic that’s definitely not safe for kittens.)

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: The sign says Nile, but it looks like a twenty-first century conference room.

Lupinium: No problem. I see lots of displays to knock over.

Elvis-Anum: Don’t even think about it.

Beatrixia: I like these picture books. I wonder if they come in scroll format.

Puckmosis: Let’s ask this librarian over here. Excuse, me.

Librarian: How may I help you?

“Puckmosis:* We seem to have gotten lost. Can you help us get back to Ancient Egypt?

Librarian: I know just who can help. Do you know Violet Robber Mouse?

*Beatrixia: We know her great grandmother very well.

Violet: Hi gang! What brings you here?

Puck: Probably a space time anemone.

Violet: No problem. I can get you back.

Puckmosis: We don’t want to put to any trouble.

Violet: No trouble at all. I’m way overdue to visit Nana Infinity.

I’ve heard it said that you shouldn’t aspire to the courage of a lion, a preloaded apex predator that basically wants to sleep all day and have all the hunting done by someone else. Instead, have the courage of a guinea pig, two pounds of snack that will scream at a predator a hundred times its size if its lettuce isn’t crispy enough.

Is Popcorn a calico? Does she have calico hair? I know people who would probably commit murder for hair that fabulous.

I was worried about Tommy being so close to the wall then realized that was Puck’s fake attack point.

Popcorn has great hair!

It’s a historical night indeed. Great to have you, Popcorn.

Bea and Mag were last seen rolling the fire extinguisher down the hill behind Tommy. They should arrive unceremoniously at any moment.

Does the current living guinea pig scribe showing up make it an historic night? Or does the guinea pig show up because it is going to be an historic night? How does the guinea pig know it’s going to be an historic night? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yay, a guinea pig!! We’ve had guinea pigs for years, I love them!

Guinea pigs are the cutest things, but the toebean addicts are too far gone to notice.

The current living Guinea pig scribe? Has this ever been mentioned before?

There are more moles in the resistance than I suspected – GOOD!

Alea jacta est. Ecrasez Montague.

Hullo, Popcorn!

For some reason i just thought scribe master popcorn

I am not sure if anyone already mentioned it, but I just noticed it looks like the resistance moles are right under the reporters. I had thought first it was just some sort of split screen view, but then I noticed the dirt and roots.

OT. Mrs. X

Guinea pigs can also purr.

Guinea pigs, one of the world’s most adorable animals!

Now that new reporter looks like Cathy (Guisewhite.)

Who is popcorn?