Maybe it hasn’t been thought of before because sea gulls are not native to Japan. (Don’t know if they are or not but that could explain the lack of a Gullzilla.)
Now that I think about it, Gullnado seems more plausible than the you-know-what that did make it to screens (plus sequels). Oh, don’t forget about Cocaine Gull too.
Ya know, with all the schlock coming from self-publishing and independent whatevers, there’s a better than average chance Danae’s script could make it to the screen. . .just another reason to keep the tv OFF. . .
Okay. That wins America’s Funniest Home Videos, or goes viral on YouTube/Tik Tok. But what are you going to do for the rest of the movie’s 90 minutes? Gotta do better than Sam Jackson going on about Snakes On A Plane.
Yep, that’s about right. Gulls are beautiful in the air, but those of us who live where they are ever present know them as nasty, obnoxious, and a menace. The poop is the smallest part of it, but is caustic and substantial. They also eat the young of many species, and food out of the hands of humans. Especially during the time the fledglings are going out of the nest it’s almost impossible to eat outside. They rob food off of outdoor tables, and out of the hands of people walking on the street. Lost part of a sandwich that way about a year ago.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago
The freshest take on the horror genre is coming from Jordan Peele.
Superfrog 11 months ago
No one’s chips are safe.
TexTech 11 months ago
Maybe it hasn’t been thought of before because sea gulls are not native to Japan. (Don’t know if they are or not but that could explain the lack of a Gullzilla.)
Imagine 11 months ago
A crappy idea for a crappy monster.
enigmamz 11 months ago
If they can/will shoot down balloons, surely they take a shot at that.
syzygy47 11 months ago
How about “Gullnado”. Tagline: It’s a real (bleep)storm.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago
A gull that size would have snatched his cooler as it went by.
wallylm 11 months ago
Now that I think about it, Gullnado seems more plausible than the you-know-what that did make it to screens (plus sequels). Oh, don’t forget about Cocaine Gull too.
MichaelAxelFleming 11 months ago
There should be a statue of limitations.
Digital Frog 11 months ago
Nobody’s guano pay to see that.
Imagine 11 months ago
And before it dumps on you, it steals your food.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
“Ghost Crab Story: Life’s a Beach … and then you Screech!”
sandpiper 11 months ago
Beach must be along the Potomac, east of DC. [Reader’s note: seems to lack a little energy today.]
Bilan 11 months ago
The sequel will be Gullzilla versus The Wiley Bears.
comic4matt 11 months ago
People in Hollywood would be gullible enough to finance it…
Concretionist 11 months ago
If you believe THAT story you’re downright gullible.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Best poop joke ever!
cdward 11 months ago
It’s a natural for National Lampoon.
daveoverpar 11 months ago
The plop thickens.
Slowly, he turned... 11 months ago
Didn’t Hitchcock do this one already?
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
Spoiler alert: In the movie’s end the people capture the bird and execute it with a gull-otine.
Say What? Premium Member 11 months ago
Needs more superheroes for that.
JudyAz 11 months ago
“Look, up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
- – - S P L A T !!! – - -
“….. it’s a bird…”
nosirrom 11 months ago
When I was a kid we worried about flying whales.
Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why’d you do that in my eye. Boy I’m glad whales don’t fly.
LadyPeterW 11 months ago
Been done. The Flintstones movie had a Pterydactyl flying over & everybody running for cover b/f it dropped it’s payload.
lalapalooza Premium Member 11 months ago
Lucy looks different. I wonder what is up.
bluephrog 11 months ago
Guano With the Wind???
david_42 11 months ago
Don’t look up!
1953Baby 11 months ago
Ya know, with all the schlock coming from self-publishing and independent whatevers, there’s a better than average chance Danae’s script could make it to the screen. . .just another reason to keep the tv OFF. . .
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 11 months ago
Have you ever actually watched a movie about busting blocks?Maybe the Lego Movie.
kv450 11 months ago
EWWWWWWWWW!!!
edbeat 11 months ago
THAT is coffee through the nose funny! Well done!
paranormal 11 months ago
Blockbuster movies are so easy to write!!!
AZPhinFan 11 months ago
another crappy summer movie
zwilnik64 11 months ago
Okay. That wins America’s Funniest Home Videos, or goes viral on YouTube/Tik Tok. But what are you going to do for the rest of the movie’s 90 minutes? Gotta do better than Sam Jackson going on about Snakes On A Plane.
amaneaux 11 months ago
Starring Steven Seagull
jimboklein 11 months ago
“If the foo sh!ts, wear it.”
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 11 months ago
Hitchcock’s “The Birds” was way ahead of you.
mindjob 11 months ago
Gullzilla has a son, who only farts
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 11 months ago
Imagine what or how much Gullzilla must have to eat to make a poo-bomb that size!!
oakie817 11 months ago
oh this one’s full of …..
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Alfred Hitchcock comes to mind but he was a master of making horror while keeping it clean.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Ha! The Dropoff. Coming soon to a Gully near you!
marilynnbyerly 11 months ago
Anyone who has been attacked or pooped on by a bird would be terrified.
Rauderi 11 months ago
Sounds like a load of sh-
royq27 11 months ago
Looks like a load of crap to me…
T... 11 months ago
IJBOL…
Mekoides 11 months ago
When I read this one, all I could think of was the seagull from Wallace the Brave!
Can't Sleep 11 months ago
Nah. That plot will never fly.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 11 months ago
So that’s what happened when Walter Peck went to the beach?
haasmeister 11 months ago
At the beach, anytime someone nearby feeds seagulls, I’m the one who gets splattered.
keenanthelibrarian 11 months ago
Re-working the same theme saves having to think up something new; so put Godzilla in the air? Seems plausible …
Curiosity Premium Member 11 months ago
Yep, that’s about right. Gulls are beautiful in the air, but those of us who live where they are ever present know them as nasty, obnoxious, and a menace. The poop is the smallest part of it, but is caustic and substantial. They also eat the young of many species, and food out of the hands of humans. Especially during the time the fledglings are going out of the nest it’s almost impossible to eat outside. They rob food off of outdoor tables, and out of the hands of people walking on the street. Lost part of a sandwich that way about a year ago.
David Rickard Premium Member 11 months ago
They sorta already did. Look up The Giant Claw (1957)
cracker65 11 months ago
He’s in some deep sh**
Chris Sherlock 11 months ago
MST3K fodder, if it were still on the air.
wesleym81 Premium Member 11 months ago
Sci-fi channel will love it.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Oh ick!
JH&Cats 11 months ago
I thought it was the Blancmange.
bakana 11 months ago
The Japanese went with Mothra as their Flying Monster because they were trying to avoid this very scene.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Sir,the piranhas are eating the guests
cwg 11 months ago
He forgot to bring an offering.
rob.home 10 months ago
This comic has spoiled my lunch (baarff).