Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 04, 2024

Will the real beach please brush your hair?

Nonstop sex is not a dilemma I had to struggle with back in those years. Still you really need to think where you and Steff are going, it does not seem good for you.

Not nice to call your roomie a “beach”.

Speakin of beaches..

Oh Stef, you’re so beachy.

Odd conversation….

This reminds me of a popular meme were a couple was walking away from the camera but the boy has turned to look at a really good looking girl walking the other way. And his girlfriend has a outraged look on her face.

The problem for me is that I couldn’t care less what happens to Stef.

Superbeach!

Looks like he’s about to dump that “beach”. Then, will he take up with Tiff? And will he be constantly stalked by his ex? Stay tuned, folks—for the next episode of LIFE IN THE LUANNIVERSE.

Euphemism?

So Stef got clever in her last line. I don’t know where all this is going – but go there soon, please.

Like some one said yesterday Stef with her bow reminds me of a Yorkie. When she gets mad, a Pit Yorkie

Permit me to be brief: it’s on

Didn’t he purt near leave this lunatic for Tiffany?

Beach Beach Beach Bitc

In the modern vernacular, "Beaches, gonna be Beaches.

Kip? I know the “night activities” are good, but you can’t fix her. Drop her like a moldy potato.

Kip really should piece together by now that she views him extremely possessively and takes their relationship for granted, especially after she keeps taking money from him. I mean that whole thing with the ring should’ve been a big red flag in of itself.

One shouldn’t just dump someone if they think there’s someone better within reach, but if you’re on eggshells the whole time then it’s not worth it. You don’t get this time back.

Here’s hoping this spells the end for them. Stef is like Tiff used to be, but without the benefit of being humorous.

Time to desert the beach…

Stef is making no sense right now!

Aaah toxic relationships… Seen a few from the sidelines.

Why does ANYONE tolerate Stef?

Fun work around to imply b-words. Lol

One thing I have learned over the years… If you’re dating a woman and she has a really annoying friend who doesn’t like you… Just make a casual comment to your girlfriend about how you think her friend “looks kinda pretty these days”… and almost immediately, like magic, her friend will be gone…

Okay, I see what G&K are doing; this is simply a recycle of the dynamic which Luann and Tiff had in the ‘90s concerning Aaron Hill. Though Tiff was far more attractive, she was so insecure she would still sabotage Luann at every opportunity to get closer to Aaron. Now on the retro Luann from 1996, Luann is upset that Tiff told Aaron she went to Iceland so she would not be invited to an Aaron Hill pool party but is elated when she has Gunther obtain the invite list to see that she was on it though Tiff said she was not. The only difference is that Stef does have Kip (for now) while neither Tiff nor Luann ever became a couple with Aaron, though Diane, the girl of Brad’s dreams pre-2001, did date him…..

You’re “property,” Kip.

“Bragging Rights,” nothing more.

It’s amazing that you’re only just now waking up to it.

The big questions are:

1) Are you content to remain “properly?”

2) And if NOT, what are you going to DO about it?

Does she mean “a beatch”?

Gee, what a “couple.”

Stef is INSUFFERABLE and KIP is CLUELESS.

Perhaps “Kippie-Po” suffered too many “helmet hits” on the field.

Kip? Your “mistress” treats her her roommates and everybody else like CRAP. You KNOW that, yet you’re still with her?

Someone else said it best the other day: Tiffany can do better. ;-)

Clever.

Now I understand that movie “Beaches”

BOY TOY! Wake up, Kip! At some point in a relationship, you have to actually be able to talk to someone.

Finger down the throat time.

Time to walk away, Kip. Don’t look back.

“The sun on the beach is hot”, I exclaimed as I accidentally touched the iron.

I don’t think the “beach” cares about Kip ATM

I wish they would write this sl*t out of the strip.

We got it, Stef.

They both are deficient.

I thought it was just blondes that were airheads …

Steph obiously means B!tch but can’t say it because she knows she is one.

Well, well, well…it’s not like we did not see this coming.

Tiff seemed excited at the prospect of Les having a thing for her…wonder how she’d react to this…

Usually people are glowing right after…

It appears Kip is slowly waking up….and perhaps isn’t so color blind after all as another red flag is waving in his face.

Stef, clearly you are threatened, and it’s why you constantly feel the need to cut down everyone around you. You’re insecure to a fault, you don’t appreciate Kip for himself, and you are desperate for any reassurance that you’re worthy. He deserves a lot more than you give him, and you don’t deserve what you take from him.

Stef’s logic is impressive. She’s totally sure to be better than Tiffany, but she doesn’t want to take any risks. In the end, she doesn’t trust anyone. Kip should leave her, unfortunately he’s totally enthralled by her. The evil pun at the end is very good and show, once again, what Ste thinks about Tiffany.

Wow. Stef makes LaCienega Boulevardez look like Sarah Crewe.

Afterword your blood goes back to your brain and you realize she’s not so pretty on the inside.

Some people might call useLes a Son of a Beach. Not The Count, of course, but just sayin’.

I had hoped Kip would get enough of that long before this, but…

Why on earth would they match up Tiffany and Kip? He is obviously just as much a sex maniac as Steffanie is, and would expect any new girl he dates to be the same. If she wasn’t he would just go back to Stefanie. Or are we really supposed to believe he is a moral young man being enslaved by an evil girl? Poor Kip. It’s so sad he has no control over his own body. There should be a law LOL!

Kip… wake up and dump this heifer.

Get out, Kip! Get out while you still can! Better no sex than sleeping with a super jealous woman. Who knows what sharp objects might come to hand while you’re snoring?

You get injured on the field and can’t play ball or her. you’ll see how fast you get dumped.

This whole thing will explode when horn-dog Kip accidentally sees Tiff in the shower, the hot, steamy shower.

Is Stef jealous of the females on the beach that she thinks Kip will look at? A beach is nice to look at. Hope he comes to his senses sooner rather than later. She is bad news for any man.

Her insecurity is pathetic.

He seems like a guy that’s “okay” (?), but how long will he put up with her dysfunctional attitude? Is that the “price” for cheap, casual sex?

Stef, if you squeeze something too hard, it’s likely to slip right out of your hand.

I just got the word play on beach in panel 3 today. Good punchline. It should have been recognized by this old, perverted mind sooner; must be slipping (lol). Her attitude fits her personality and the setup, remains to be seen how the arc will tell the story.

Kip is a moron.

Itis better than the real word…….bi- -h!!

Wow. Steph’s acting really beach-y!

Life’s a beach, and then you die.

Step needs a come-to-jesus moment then hurry to a proper therapist. A lot to unpack.

Is Kip trustworthy? Steff isn’t wrong to think he’s only with her for the sex. He’s so shallow, he’s making Les look good.

Poor Stef is kind of a sad character, being that insecure doesn’t tend to turn out well !

Kip seems to get fed up with Stef every 6 months, but never breaks up.

Stef is taking the definition of a “high maintenance” woman to the extreme.

She has problems.

DAY SEVEN OF THE CAMPAIGN TO BRING BACK DELTA!

Insecure much Stef.

Uh huh…

Jealous much, Steffi?

Kip… BE DONE.

Time the leave this beach far behind. Trust is a very important part of a relationship, and it seems she has very little of that. He should save himself aggravation and move on.

Stef doesn’t trust Kip because she’d cheat if she thought she could get away with it, and so she assumes Kip would as well…

Hey Greg, are you taking a tally? Kip deserves someone better, like Tiff! (And that’s saying a lot about her, from 20 years ago, or 10 years.)

Stef’s self absorbed jealous attitude, her insatiable sex needs, lack of empathy, that stupid bowtie on her vacuous head really burns my bottom!!!

Way past time to get rid of miss Easy

In the middle panel Stef looks like she had (unsucccessful) plastic surgery. A glimpse into the future?

No Kip, Stef doesn’t trust you at all.

Kip needs to dump her.

Kip Lee might be brain dead?

Walls are paper thin? No privacy.

Took me a minute …

Stef is right. She has sensed Tiffany’s interest in Kip, and she’s seen Kip’s attraction to Tiff. Women know these things, they can smell chemistry. It’s just not very attractive to be so jealous, and she should keep it to herself. I had a friend back in the day, who was extremely attractive to women. They were always drawn to him, even when his wife was around. He loved the attention, and never acted on it, but it drove his wife crazy. I remember hearing her say “can you try being a little less charming just once in your life?” Stef needs to realize how poisonous jealousy can be to a relationship, unless, of course, Kip, being the dog he is, has given her reasons to be jealous in the past, which wouldn’t surprise me at all.

Mighty shallow water at that ‘beach’…

Kip said those magic words, you don’t trust me!!

Are you sure it wasn’t female dog that she was saying?

Since I can’t stand her character, Kip needs to kick her to the curb.

Stef, Kip wants to play the field, why don’t you let the field play with you?

Kip is not so great himself, he bothers the other three girls along with Stef in the shared area…as if he and Stef own the place….

What happened to Les and his hottie?

Does Stef trust anyone?

Stef is psycho.

Steph really needs to talk with a counselor. Paging Dez, your next client is here

With as crazy as most women act now a days (speaking as a woman) I don’t blame Steff.

Sure, don’t trust anything cause your self-centered, Stef. that will Kip going crazy.

Tiff may be a “beach” to you, Stef, but who’s all salty and with sand in her undergarments?

Stef is being a jealous beach.

I can think of another use for that hairbrush—-and not on the head