Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 13, 2025

Oh sure.. NOW Bernice wants Luann to be there. ;)

Watching six kids is a lot to ask.. but I’m sure Bernice will agree to do it.

I wonder what the issue is with Piro’s mother?… and why couldn’t he have taken the kids along with him to the hospital?

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Well, this is going to be a very interesting arc. Now all we need is for Shannon to stop on by. LOL

Do we know if all of these children are relatives of his?

Today’s strip raises even more questions, such as. . . .

1. So all of those kids are Piro’s mother’s offspring? If so, does that mean they’re all Piro’s (half/step) siblings?

2. Who is/are the father(s)?

3. What happened to their mother? Is she alright? Is it serious?

4. Will this be an opportunity for us to see more development in Luann’s childcare skills?

5. Who’s this Alan guy, and what is his exact involvement in all of this?

6. Why have the twins been race-lifted since Saturday’s strip?

7. Why do birds suddenly appear?

8. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

9. Did you kill George Costanza?

Well, Bernice, it is Nancy and Frank’s house. You should ask them instead of Luann.

What would happen if the DeGroots agreed to watch all of hose kids, and then Piro just … disappeared?

If she agrees it should be at his mom’s place. Why can’t the oldest kid “watch” them?

Still interested, Bern?

I think Alan is old enough to watch the kids, Piro.

Well, well, well. Marvelous psychological counselor shows her true heart, made of gold—cold, solid and yellow.

I knew it! Bernice will agree to help Piro so she can appear to be the “hero” in his eyes, but she’ll dump all the real work on Luann.

And really, Bernice should tell Piro she can’t take a bunch of strange kids into someone else’s home without first checking with the owners of said home.

And I mean Frank and Nancy, NOT Luann!!

Piro should be the one asking Luann for help, not Bernice. I don’t know why he ask Bernice in the first place. Has she ever given him the impression she has an overabundance of maternal instinct?

But Bernice will agree, then she’ll dump the kids on Luann, and when Piro returns he’ll be heaping praise and thanks on Bernice, while Luann won’t even get a “hello” from him, because G&K think these kind of schticks are funny.

Looking after kids is Luann’s area of expertise. This could be interesting.

Alan looks old enough to watch the kids. Leave them at home with Alan for a few hours.

Piro is worse than Jonah about dropping off kids with no warning. I hope Piro does not know Toni and Brad or he’d drop off his gang there. I don’t care what Piro’s issues are, he is way too presumptuous with this request. Bernice should just say NO.

This brings back toxic memories of in laws. Get rid of Piro and his problems by all means and by any means. Call up his cousin, the girl with the spiked, red hair who doesn’t like underwear. “Family”, you know, that’s the holy and magic word to get whatever they want.

According to the May 18, 2023 strip , Piro has 9 young siblings

Looks like Luann gets to show her true colors.

Who’s Alan?? Not Mom’s BF, who is “off somewhere”.

Bernice IS uncomfortable around kids, just as I stated a couple days ago.

Okay ENOUGH!

What IS it with the “folks” in this Strip dropping their little “family problems” off on somebody else’s doorstep? People who are sometimes, NOT even Family???

Haven’t We had enough of that kinda stuff with Jonah Daytona??

Piro, Where’s Tara? After all, she IS family, Sorta.

And Bernice, THIS is none of Luann’s concern, remember? This is YOUR little “problem” now, not Luann’s. And the DeGroot household is NOT a Motel Six!

And what’s up with Alan? Why can’t he look after this brood?

Honestly, speaking just for this “Geezer,” I can’t WAIT to get back to the “dorm drama.” ;-)

Don’t worry, Bernice, Alan’s at least 13

Ooo, Bern learns there’s a chasm separating the desire to safely give advice as a superior individual and the actual act of helpful service. Ready to get your hands dirty, Bern? I doubt it.

Cute collection of kids, I’m guessing from several relationships. I’ll bet Luann bonds with them.

Hope Shannon is dropped off too. Bet she’d actually help entertain the kids.

Bernice’d go from bein der DormenFührer at Moony to der KinderFührer at th DeGroots. Better hope Luann steps in.

Good call. Luann does well with kids.

And Bern will be very complimentary and courteous to Luann.

Never mind Luann. Get Luann’s mom.

Looks like, what, maybe four different baby dads there?

“Hey, can I come over? I need a favor.”

“Sure, okay”

Shows up with six kids. —Yeah, it’s as stupid as it sounds.

Piro can’t just take his mom to the hospital with all those kids in tow? I mean, he DID show up on the doorstep that way.

Piro used to just try to bum a place for himself.

Pedo is a Liberal. Only shows up when they want something for nothing from someone else. God Bless America!

“Sure! I’ll take these kids into a home where I’m a guest myself!” said no one, ever.

this is beyond realistic, sorry but I’ve already checked out it would be a huge ask if b lived in her on place but piro is expecting her to take in a pack of kids to the house where she’s a guest?

No, no. This looks like a YOU problem. Bye!

When in doubt, call in the Marines.

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It would be interesting to know if Piro went directly to Bernice or tried to ask Tara before, without finding her. I understand that Bernice has doubts about watching all those children, I don’t think she’ll refuse, but Luann will do all the work. Piro seems very happy to know that Luann will be involved.

In an emergency like this, you just say yes, then call for reinforcements.

Way to foist off your duties onto your friend, Bernice.

Good call. Luann is way better with kids than Bernice is.

Of course, you turn to Luann after all the insults, Bernice.

You want to be a counselor, Bernice. Now is the time to get in some practice.

Tara?

Callingin the Child Care Specialist, although Alan looks like he should be old enough to take care of himself or at least help with the others.

The details of this favor should have been given over text. The fact that Piro blindsided her with this after texting her with a vague “I need to see you at your place” is enough to warrant a firm refusal on its own, due to how blatantly manipulative it is. It reminds me of the time Jonah called Toni begging her to watch Shannon while he was driving her over there, saying he’d only now just found out about the situation. Then after he got there it turned out her also had time to pack a bunch of her stuff into the car, meaning he’d just straight-up lied to Toni about having no prior notice.

Enough of the doormats. Bernice needs to stand up to this guy. His family life isn’t her problem, and he needs to learn that his blatant manipulation has consequences. He should’ve trusted her with the information in advance rather than blindsiding her so she felt trapped into saying yes. And this is coming from someone who normally hates Bernice.

Bernice knows that Luann is better with kids.

Who’s Alan? Who are these kids? Who’s his mother’s guy? Where is his mother while her guy is “off somewhere?” What’s going on? Where am I? Help!

Piro needs to have a man to man talk with his mom’s “guy”.

You start with the older ones and get them to help the younger. Alan looks like he could learn to do laundry; pick up/sort/load/unload…

Then attack the ones that need immediate attention. Maybe the twins are toilet-trained, maybe not. And breakfast for this crew. What’s in the pantry? Go to market. And so on…

Shockingly, this actually is a job for Luann! :-) She’s very much qualified for this.

Alan is one of the kids? I nought maybe he was driving it’s Piro to he hospital.