Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2025

I think it looks like something a giant would use to shave with.

Until I saw one with the back roof off, I couldn’t figure out why it was called a truck.

If they have a bumper sticker that says, “MUSK and trump are GREAT”, Goat and Pig will want to do the same thing.

Oh please. Those things will fall apart if you just use a screwdriver to pry up the panels.

Or just spray it with some salt water. It’ll rust so quickly it’ll go like a reverse Tin Man.

One of my neighbors has one. I would have saved some cash and bought a F-150 Lightning. You know, an actual truck from someone who has made them for decades.

The funniest thing is that they don’t work well in cold weather. It messes up the electronics and they don’t function. They have all kinds of issues!

I today paid $860 for a external transmission filter change on my Corvette (required at 7500-8000miles) I didn’t know about it and it is only covered free in the 7500-8000 mile range. I have 8300 miles on my car

Everytime a friend of mine sees one, he gives a Hitler salute to the driver. I reminded him that not every owner is a National Socialist like Musk is , and that when they bought said vehicles, Musk hadn’t yet gone Nazi.

Saw a meme Thursday with a photo of a Cybertruck for sale, and a guy asked, “Is this still available?” After the seller replied, “Yes” the first guy wrote back, “Not surprised”

plus the orange man is so enthusiastic about eth-nice clean-sing, he could keep a whole town free of dirt.

They did forget to make sure its batteries don’t explode, that the electronics aren’t fried by going through a car wash (or a flooded road), and how to make it work well enough the the warranty doesn’t need to expire within the first 40 miles of driving it.

A crowbar would take care of that. Punch away!

You either love them or hate them!

I want one to Make My Garage Great Again!

No one can think of everything. If you’re lucky and / or smart you may think of enough.

MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA.

Please leave the political comments at home.

There is a reason that they were designed with bulletproof glass.

As ugly as Musk (rat )

Ever since November tesla sales have been down. Hmmm, wonder why…

Maybe not, but there are a few nifty things you can do with a spray can…

The best thing about them is they are easy to find in a crowded parking lot. Other than that… ummm.

That big tank is flimsy as all get out. But why would I want to punch them in the head? I want to laugh at them for buying such an expensive piece of garbage that is as ugly as any vehicle has ever been.

The build quality of a YUGO but with none of the charm.

Not See Ugly Truck.

Do they come with a gun rack?

Then there’s the video of something going up to a cybertruck thinking that it was a Dumpster.

Since they got rid of the comments on the editorial comics, I can see them doing the same for any comic they deem rabble-rousing.