Bernice. Shut up, pull up your big girl panties and go. Stop finding excuses about everything. It’s just food. Cluck chicken is something people, including yourself, eat right? You’d blend in and be a customer and perhaps meet a cute guy. Luann definitely will. She’s friendly and cute.
AAAAGH!! Bernice and Luann turned into silhouette people! Make it stop! Make it stop!! Pfew! Thank goodness for the last 2 panels where they revert back to normal.
If you haven’t seen the advert for the Cluckin’ Chicken, Greg and Karen may (or may not) want you to see the classic SNL commercial: (I can’t post the link, but search “Cluckin’ Chicken” in Youtube and get in on the gag.)
If the person is right for you, the manner of meeting them is a moot point. But you do have to make an effort to actually interact with other people. I really haven’t heard anyone say “I was just sitting in my living room when I heard a knock on my door. When I answered it, there stood Mr./Miss perfect asking me if I was single. When I said yes, they asked me if I’d like to go out for dinner.”
You meet the right person at a variety of places. Just get out in the world a little and be interested in people a little. Maybe you’ll meet someone you like…maybe not.
Of course, you are a cartoon character, so results may vary.
Met my Mr. Right when we were both reaching for a plastic-wrapped piece of angel cake – the last one – pretty appropriate, eh? (oh, and I was 55 years old at the time!)
Bernice seems capable only of complaining! As always, every initiative to do something is totally entrusted to Luann. If she didn’t have her as a friend, Bernice would probably have a very miserable life. The idea of trying to talk to some guys who are happily chatting or eating around a food truck may not be romance novels level, but it’s not bad. At worst, they could always buy a snack.
For the 21+ crowd… Bars are full of men wandering where all the women are. Yoga classes are full of women wondering where all the men are. I couldn’t speak for the 18 to 20 crowd. Otherwise, there is no such thing as Mr. or Mrs. Perfect.
There is no Mr. or Mrs. “Perfect”. We enter into relationships as imperfect people. Are objectives should be to fund a husband or wife who we can travel life with, love (despite their imperfections) and have children. We humble ourselves and work to grow together.
However, if they want to meet Shoog Daddies, they could become Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel ❤️Eiffelettes. Never fails. Well, Sexy❤️Luann. Burnoose… not so much. No wonder we ALL ❤️ and Miss Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel so much… Darling Ann❤️Eiffel come home before we have another Shannon or Dumpster and useLes tousey mousey thread. Dilly! Dilly! Boy, howdy.
Okay, good! We have some clarification. Both of these characters are seeking heterosexual relationships. So moving along, they need to establish better habits to obtain their goal. Going to church, attending lectures and social activities at the college, maybe helping a charitable organization in their community, going to the gym, grocery shopping every day at the same time (because if someone notices them, they know when to come back), and of course, hanging around every food truck in town LOL!
I guess this really is gonna be a repeat of Tiffany’s Epic Pool Party™. Anyone willing to bet otherwise, in that these two will actually get to know a guy before the arc ends? Or do we all agree that this “romance novel life” arc was a waste of time with everyone most likely ending right back where they started? Place your bets now!
OH! This is so difficult…. LMAO! So many ways to go with this!!! I’m figuratively biting my tongue, trying to remind myself this is a “Family” oriented comic strip!
People usually date and marry people on their own level, as far as looks, intelligence and motivation. Unless one has a lot of money, which can make up for lack of other qualities, for some people anyway. Lots of money would never make up for lack of character or brains for me.
Excerpt from Karen’s latest Luann newsletter => “Luann’s always been a pendulum of optimism and defeat—making plans for summer, for self-improvement, for love…but not always achieving her dreams.”That should answer some questions for persistent inquirers as to WHY WHY WHYYYY!!!!
Bernice tends to attract the artistic, the dark and moody types. While Luann attracts the more open and athletic. The park is fine for her but probably not for Bernice.
lvlax 4 months ago
Bernice.. maybe it’s time you become a joiner and do more things.
Even if you met Mr. Right at the Cluckin’ Chickin.. I don’t think he’d be into you. By your own admission.. you’re kinda boring.beb01 4 months ago
Two weeks for them to get around to admitting that they want to met boys. Sloths move faster than this plot.
ImDaRealAni 4 months ago
Just spend a day at an amusement park or something. That’s the best place, in my opinion.
Miles VanDelay 4 months ago
I’m beginning to agree with the folks who think Luann would be better off in her hunt for adventure without that boat anchor on her blanket.
alasko 4 months ago
Who will they know working the chicken truck?
9thCapricorn 4 months ago
Bernice. Shut up, pull up your big girl panties and go. Stop finding excuses about everything. It’s just food. Cluck chicken is something people, including yourself, eat right? You’d blend in and be a customer and perhaps meet a cute guy. Luann definitely will. She’s friendly and cute.
Enter.Name.Here 4 months ago
Mr. “Perfect” can be anywhere.
diazch408 4 months ago
Luann is stealing the show in this storyline!
howtheduck 4 months ago
AAAAGH!! Bernice and Luann turned into silhouette people! Make it stop! Make it stop!! Pfew! Thank goodness for the last 2 panels where they revert back to normal.
Panufo 4 months ago
If you haven’t seen the advert for the Cluckin’ Chicken, Greg and Karen may (or may not) want you to see the classic SNL commercial: (I can’t post the link, but search “Cluckin’ Chicken” in Youtube and get in on the gag.)
Jingles 4 months ago
i met miss perfect in a Pizza Inn 45 years ago. make of it what you wish.
Asharah 4 months ago
I read a suggestion in a magazine years ago about meeting guys by hanging around the video game arcade with a changer maker around your waist.
JenF 4 months ago
I met my husband on LinkedIn of all places. One of the most popular places people meet are at grocery stores. Why not at Cluckin Chicken?
snsurone76 4 months ago
She just might meet Jughead, or Dagwood Bumstead, or Scoobey-Doo, or…
Uncle Kenny 4 months ago
Don’t they take classes? And aren’t there guys in those classes? Doesn’t that indicate some sort of shared interest? Good grief!
pontiac59 4 months ago
It’s not where you meet, it’s that you meet.
Which is why I stay home and avoid people
Wilkins068 4 months ago
Mebbe they’ll get some ‘finger lickin chicken’ at KFC instead
OneTime59 4 months ago
Hope the picnic basket has non-perishables.
Shirl Summ Premium Member 4 months ago
You never know. ¯\(ツ)/¯
BJDucer 4 months ago
If the person is right for you, the manner of meeting them is a moot point. But you do have to make an effort to actually interact with other people. I really haven’t heard anyone say “I was just sitting in my living room when I heard a knock on my door. When I answered it, there stood Mr./Miss perfect asking me if I was single. When I said yes, they asked me if I’d like to go out for dinner.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 months ago
Not if you don’t look.
sueb1863 4 months ago
What happened to Jack and Nil? We haven’t seen them for months.
bigger Nate 4 months ago
Well you won’t meet ‘em sitting on an ant hill
cdward 4 months ago
You meet the right person at a variety of places. Just get out in the world a little and be interested in people a little. Maybe you’ll meet someone you like…maybe not.
Of course, you are a cartoon character, so results may vary.
ddl297 4 months ago
Met my Mr. Right when we were both reaching for a plastic-wrapped piece of angel cake – the last one – pretty appropriate, eh? (oh, and I was 55 years old at the time!)
Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago
Bernice seems capable only of complaining! As always, every initiative to do something is totally entrusted to Luann. If she didn’t have her as a friend, Bernice would probably have a very miserable life. The idea of trying to talk to some guys who are happily chatting or eating around a food truck may not be romance novels level, but it’s not bad. At worst, they could always buy a snack.
French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago
For the 21+ crowd… Bars are full of men wandering where all the women are. Yoga classes are full of women wondering where all the men are. I couldn’t speak for the 18 to 20 crowd. Otherwise, there is no such thing as Mr. or Mrs. Perfect.
uhohlol 4 months ago
Too strait.
kaycstamper 4 months ago
I’m betting LuAnn will meet someone before Bernice.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 4 months ago
and again at least L is trying
Free or Not? Premium Member 4 months ago
There is no Mr. or Mrs. “Perfect”. We enter into relationships as imperfect people. Are objectives should be to fund a husband or wife who we can travel life with, love (despite their imperfections) and have children. We humble ourselves and work to grow together.
Ignatz Premium Member 4 months ago
Meeting “Mr. Perfect” isn’t hard, it’s impossible, since “Mr. Perfect” doesn’t exist.
daveoverpar 4 months ago
Ah, the Roach Coach. Where the elite go to meet.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 4 months ago
“The perfect is the enemy of the good.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago
Local TV reporter just got married. They say she met her hubby when he opened a door for her!!
MS72 4 months ago
Church works, if you’re looking for the right things.
Marcia Gibson Premium Member 4 months ago
I met my baby in the port a john line, I had to go and she was looking so fine.
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
However, if they want to meet Shoog Daddies, they could become Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel ❤️Eiffelettes. Never fails. Well, Sexy❤️Luann. Burnoose… not so much. No wonder we ALL ❤️ and Miss Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel so much… Darling Ann❤️Eiffel come home before we have another Shannon or Dumpster and useLes tousey mousey thread. Dilly! Dilly! Boy, howdy.
chris_o42 4 months ago
At least you’ll get lunch, Bernice.
Ellis97 4 months ago
You know Bernice, it wouldn’t hurt to leave your comfort zone once in a while.
comic reader 22 4 months ago
Okay, good! We have some clarification. Both of these characters are seeking heterosexual relationships. So moving along, they need to establish better habits to obtain their goal. Going to church, attending lectures and social activities at the college, maybe helping a charitable organization in their community, going to the gym, grocery shopping every day at the same time (because if someone notices them, they know when to come back), and of course, hanging around every food truck in town LOL!
Mordock999 Premium Member 4 months ago
Uh Lu?
(SIGH) Have you learned NOTHING?
You met “Mr. Perfect” years ago and it DIDN’T WORK.
Take a HINT.
Perhaps it time you put COMPATIBILITY ahead of __PERFECTION_ when it comes to “meeting a guy.”
Just sayin’………, ;-)
2Goldfish 4 months ago
If you find Mr. Perfect then he’s not going to want you, because both of you are far from perfect!
mindjob 4 months ago
Maybe she can choke his chicken
BJShipley1 4 months ago
I guess this really is gonna be a repeat of Tiffany’s Epic Pool Party™. Anyone willing to bet otherwise, in that these two will actually get to know a guy before the arc ends? Or do we all agree that this “romance novel life” arc was a waste of time with everyone most likely ending right back where they started? Place your bets now!
RonMcCalip 4 months ago
OH! This is so difficult…. LMAO! So many ways to go with this!!! I’m figuratively biting my tongue, trying to remind myself this is a “Family” oriented comic strip!
Joe1962 4 months ago
Mr. Perfect can be a wolf sheep’s clothing.
locake 4 months ago
People usually date and marry people on their own level, as far as looks, intelligence and motivation. Unless one has a lot of money, which can make up for lack of other qualities, for some people anyway. Lots of money would never make up for lack of character or brains for me.
eladee AKA Wally 4 months ago
What’s wrong with meeting someone cool and interesting at a Food Truck? You never know where you’ll find a treasure!
KEA 4 months ago
well, you never know
ACTIVIST1234 4 months ago
Oh no, if they both go their picnic basket will be unguarded. Enter Rex, stage left.
lnrokr55 4 months ago
And so the dance begins, nothing like unrealistic expectations to guarantee hilarity !
Medtech4 4 months ago
Nothing ventured, nothing gained girls! My first boyfriend played baseball!
atomicdog 4 months ago
You girls should have brought Puddles.
JPuzzleWhiz 4 months ago
Just received this month’s newsletter from Greg and Karen. This image was included — can you spot the blooper?
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The Quiet One 4 months ago
There are worse places to meet Mr. Perfect Bernice.
eb110americana 4 months ago
You might not meet anyone around a food truck, but at least the food truck can meat you.
sjsczurek 4 months ago
You don’t need Mr. (or Ms.) perfect. Just Mr. (or Ms.) Just Right.
bwest.devore37 4 months ago
Debbie Downer strikes again.
Caldonia 4 months ago
Yes, an interest in quick food is too weird. Especially in the U.S.
Wardawg 4 months ago
so sad they leave out church.
gillcup 4 months ago
I think I saw Luann’s silhouette on a mud flap.
WilliamVollmer 4 months ago
Bernice. Are your really looking for “Mr. Right” at this moment, or, “Mr. might be fun for awhile”?
JRobinson Premium Member 4 months ago
Self-sabotage much, Bernice?
genghis.shaman 4 months ago
Are we about to meet a new love interest?
elliel203 4 months ago
Gotta meet them where they are, Bern. Especially if you are usually nowhere
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member 4 months ago
Excerpt from Karen’s latest Luann newsletter => “Luann’s always been a pendulum of optimism and defeat—making plans for summer, for self-improvement, for love…but not always achieving her dreams.”That should answer some questions for persistent inquirers as to WHY WHY WHYYYY!!!!
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 4 months ago
Bernice sure won’t find one at Chick-Fil-A.
nathenleeturner 4 months ago
Bernice tends to attract the artistic, the dark and moody types. While Luann attracts the more open and athletic. The park is fine for her but probably not for Bernice.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
I met my love at a hot dog stand….I could have done wurst